Dear Former Assistant Professor:

Thanks for your comments on my page.  As time goes on, I see ever more clearly why you are and you will always be such an irrelevant economist: you spend way too much time not working.  Although I think you are a person not worth spending a minute on, let me give you some advise (in case you are interested in becoming a professor and in not being fired again shortly after): spend more time working and less time hating and you will be a less miserable human being.  

Yours Truly:


X S-i-M, Professor of Economics

P.S. Ah! Since you are a great supporter of doing things in English, I strongly recommend that you start by learning the language. There is nothing more rEdiculous than a former professor who attempts to teach lessons about everything, and does not even know how to write the language (or how to use his spell checker)!