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John Jay
Jeffrey Becker, Alum
Columbia College 1978

More Rooms than the Tombs

Roaches the Size of Rats

(& Rats the Size of Dogs)

Common Crapper Bathrooms

With sirens blaring near St. Luke's

And the Everpresent Aroma of Mold.

The FIT girls

Still thought us Good Catches.

(Where the H did they come from?)

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