CUGC Membership
Well, people should know better than to suggest filk ideas to our Ringthing at four in the morning over Tom's gravy fries...but here's to those who didn't. :)
It's time for our CUGC
It's all weird to you and me
So just sit back and you'll see
How lame we all can be
with our CUGC!
Well, Tori's our Imperatrix, she thinks she rules the lot
Ringel's off to find who's screwing who and who is not
Josh is playing Magic, Fnord's platypus is not
Then JI, Gabe,
and Lennox do
Those dialtones on the spot!
It's our CUGC
Still a mystery to me
How anyone can be
As all-out lame as we
It's our CUGC!
While Binky and the Wayne are both the largest ones in sight
Ethan and his OnePlex offer B5 Wednesday night
Carson queens the kitchen, and Lee is too uptight
Then Maarten MUDs
and Blair's a slug
And Lara moans her plight!
It's our CUGC
An extended fam-il-y
It's often hard to see
Cabals as large as we
It's our CUGC!
While Andrew, Chris, and Alex appear perhaps just once or twice
Illuminati sometimes call up Johan for advice
Deacon's giving backrubs, and Rob just rolls the dice
And 'twixt both guys and chocolate
Deb can't choose her favorite vice!
Glen, Michele, and Megan give great parties all the time
Reuben, Fred, and Skyler enjoy Madame Linton's "crimes"
Anne's our little Feklar, who'll kill you for a dime
And Sheba, Henry, David,
Mark, and Jeremy just don't rhyme!
It's our CUGC
Some of it is Greek to me
It's as screwy as can be
Email's a ubiquity
For CUGC--
--totally un-PC--
Our CUGC! You can not flee!