Top Ten Reasons To Date An Engineer

10.  Complimentary Tutoring
 9.  Large Earning Potential
 8.  Can handle stress and strain relationships
 7.  Knows all about the dynamics of relative motion
 6.  Learn about the benefits of friction and viscosity
 5.  FREE body diagrams
 4.  Always back up their hard drives
 3.  Trained to do it right the first time
 2.  Specialized in experimentation
 1.  Can go all night without hint of fatigue
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From pg. 7 of The Moment, 7 Dec. 1994