Senate Cancels Graduation
Leader says "we all have firm jobs anyway"

  Student Senate President Lefta Sock announced that the graduation would be cancelled since there was such low interest.  In a recent referendum, thirty students (all 1Ls) responded that they cared about graduation, and ninety-two (40 2Ls and 52 3Ls) responded that they would rather see the money in tuition reimbursement.  The other 90% of the student body never bothered to vote, consistent with other referundumbs. 
   In a surprising move, the Senate voted to take the money and spend it on a trip for all the senators to undisclosed destination, in another of their "special budget allocations."  Unfortunately, all Senate budgetary discussions are behind closed doors and the Snooze was unable to obtain information on the trip, although one inside source suggested Amsterdam.  "After flipping burgers for students all semester and cleaning up after every keg in the hall, we deserve a little break" says one Senator with a schick-eating grin.  To conform to the Senate Constitution, the Senate voted to recognize the "Help the Senators Club" and allocate all remaining funds there.  The recognition passed unanimously.
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