Gerrymander?! But I hardly know 'er!

"We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution."
--Abraham Lincoln

"It is the duty of the president to propose, and it is the privilege of the Congress to dispose."
--Franklin D. Roosevelt

"If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro,' then isn't Congress the opposite of progress? Or did we just fucking blow your mind?!?"
--America (The Book)

The PHILOLEXIAN SOCIETY lobbies the House, pleads with the Senate, overrides a presidential veto, and finally passes a bill allowing you to attend its tenth debate of the semester.

RESOLVED: Congress shouldn't make laws.

WHEN: This Thursday (11/11) at 8:30. Rephreshments (provided by Big Tobacco) to precede the meeting.

WHERE: The Satow Room, Lerner Hall

No philibustering, please.

The Philolexian Society
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