"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that belongs to thy neighbor."
--Exodus 20:17

"He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it--namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain."
--Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer

"The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child."
--Joseph Houldsworth, 20th-century social activist

"Mr. Houldsworth, it's not the theft that we're concerned about."
--Prosecuting attorney

The PHILOLEXIAN SOCIETY pillages your dorm room, seduces your girlfriend, and then, as an afterthought, invites you to its fourth debate of the semester.

RESOLVED: It's better if it's not your own.

WHEN: This Thursday (9/30) at 8:30. Rephreshments to precede the meeting.

WHERE: The Satow Room, Lerner Hall

Play nice and share the floor, everyone. There's debate to go 'round.

The Philolexian Society
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