pages tagged gangs http://www.columbia.edu/cu/philo/tags/gangs/ Philowixian Drug Wars http://www.columbia.edu/cu/philo/phlog/2008/12/drug-wars/ http://www.columbia.edu/cu/philo/phlog/2008/12/drug-wars/ creative writing drugs gangs hilarity neo-nazis pure brilliance short fiction violence Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:33:00 -0800 2008-12-08T10:33:00Z No explanation necessary. &nbsp;Some of you will recognize this, and if you came late or not at all, then you can read it now.<br /><br />The music makes the coffee table vibrate it&rsquo;s so loud. We learned about this in Physics&mdash;it&rsquo;s called resonance. That&rsquo;s when one object is so powerful that it causes other objects to be sucked into its frequency. Jimmy has resonance&mdash;he approached us at school, gave us a taste of his attitude, and sucked us in. We resonate at whatever frequency he sets. Tonight it&rsquo;s soft rock and a bit of country, which I think is supposed to be ironic. I can&rsquo;t tell because I&rsquo;m not thinking so clearly right now.<br /><br />&ldquo;Jimmy Jimm&iacute;&rdquo;, I say with a Portuguese accent (not that I speak Portuguese), &ldquo;What was in those brownies?&rdquo; Jimmy smiles and his teeth gleam in the dimmed lights.<br /><br /> &ldquo;It&rsquo;s our new product,&rdquo; he sells. &ldquo;What do you think?&rdquo;<br /><br />There is only one answer: &ldquo;I love it! But what is it?&rdquo;<br /><br />Jimmy starts to answer (or evade the question) but Zweig interrupts. Zweig&rsquo;s a big guy from Southwest D.C., with the number 14 tattooed on the small of his neck. His real name&rsquo;s Sheldon. I suspect he calls himself &lsquo;Zweig&rsquo; because he thinks it sounds more German. I don&rsquo;t know where Jimmy met him, and I understand even less why Jimmy lets him hang around. We&rsquo;re interested in one thing only, and that thing is not neo-Nazi supremacy.<br /><br />&ldquo;Hey, man! Can I get you anything?&rdquo; Jimmy offers. &ldquo;I just got a new shipment in from Mexicali, it&rsquo;s supposed to be really pure&mdash;&rdquo; The word &lsquo;pure&rsquo; does something to Zweig, and Jimmy, seeing Zweig&rsquo;s interest, continues his advertising campaign. &ldquo;Yeah, a bunch of Nicaraguans brought it up from Colombia in swallowed condoms. We lost two grams when one of the rubbers broke. Yeah, I know, isn&rsquo;t that horrible?&rdquo; Jimmy asks, misreading the revulsion creasing Zweig&rsquo;s forehead. I pet Jimmy&rsquo;s arm&mdash;I don&rsquo;t think Zweig wants any. If it doesn&rsquo;t involve a heil Hitler, Zweig&rsquo;s probably not interested. Jimmy may act dense when he&rsquo;s high, but he&rsquo;s a genius. We all say he could have paid his way through junior college and gone on to a career in advertising or marketing. Instead he fell in love with chemistry and recruited a group of us to test out his experiments. It&rsquo;s probably not a smart idea to ingest something invented in a chem lab, but Jimmy&rsquo;s really smart and I&rsquo;m sure he wouldn&rsquo;t get any of us hurt.<br /><br />&ldquo;Someone&rsquo;s at the door,&rdquo; Zweig reports. Jimmy shrugs.<br /><br />&ldquo;So let them in.&rdquo; <br /><br />&ldquo;They knocked funny,&rdquo; Zweig argues. He stares Jimmy in the face, communicating in a way I can&rsquo;t understand. Jimmy&rsquo;s eyes get big, and he nods. He starts weaving his way through the crowd, passing people sprawled on lovesaks, fondling on the couch, swaying to the music. I follow him, unhappy to be left alone with Zweig. <br /><br />&ldquo;What&rsquo;s going on, Jimmy?&rdquo; I know he&rsquo;ll tell me&mdash;our gang trusts each other unconditionally. <br /><br />&ldquo;Just something I may have to take care of,&rdquo; he says casually, but his lips tighten. He opens a drawer and adds a round into a sleek, polished handgun. His thumb and fingers grip the trigger tenderly. The temperature in the room rises fifteen degrees and I&rsquo;m perspiring, wetting my disco shirt. It was ridiculously expensive, vintage, and now I&rsquo;m staining the silk. I don&rsquo;t want to be here anymore but I don&rsquo;t want to leave Jimmy. He turns to me with his hand on the doorknob, &ldquo;Mike, do me a favor and grab those eye drops, will you? Damn dry eyes&mdash;&ldquo;<br /><br />BAM. BAM. The door is open and Jimmy&rsquo;s down and he&rsquo;s got one in the leg, one in the stomach. Screeching tires leave black streaks in the driveway and I see five purple bandanas in a Honda halfway to the intersection. My reflexes are slow, thanks to Jimmy&rsquo;s brownies, and everything seems to go down faster than in reality. I put my arms out to catch Jimmy but he&rsquo;s already bleeding over the carpet, fallen in a contorted position, quiet.<br /><br />&ldquo;Freeze! Everybody freeze where you are, nobody move!&rdquo; Zweig&rsquo;s knees are bent and he&rsquo;s waving a gun in one hand and a badge in the other. I freeze. Jimmy lets out a little moan. I moan with him. I sink to the floor and mop up some of Jimmy&rsquo;s blood with my disco shirt.<br /><br />&ldquo;Zweig&hellip;Zweig, we gotta take him to the hospital, we gotta get him fixed up or he&rsquo;s gonna die!&rdquo; Zweig looks me in the eye, his bald head reflecting all the light in the room, and slowly and deliberately he calls 9-1-1 on his cellphone. Then he puts his cellphone and badge in his back pocket and we wait.<br /><br />Moral of my story: Don&rsquo;t do drugs if there&rsquo;s a chance in hell your best friend might get shot by a rival drug gang. Because you&rsquo;ll want to be lucid so you can save his life, and not the neo-Nazi undercover cop. http://www.columbia.edu/cu/philo/phlog/2008/12/drug-wars/#comments