pages tagged put that in your mug and sip it http://www.columbia.edu/cu/philo/tags/put_that_in_your_mug_and_sip_it/ Philowixian Kilmer 2010: Second Runner-Up ("T") http://www.columbia.edu/cu/philo/phlog/2011/01/kilmer-2010-second-runner-up-t/ http://www.columbia.edu/cu/philo/phlog/2011/01/kilmer-2010-second-runner-up-t/ kilmer put that in your mug and sip it Mon, 03 Jan 2011 04:09:00 -0800 2011-01-03T12:09:00Z <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><b>T</b></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>by</i> Misha Solomon CC&#39;14</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">There is a stove in the kitchen </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">There is a kettle on the stove T</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">here is water in the kettle </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">The water is getting hot</span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So very hot </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So very hot </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So very hot </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So very loud </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span">goes the water</span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">There is a counter in the kitchen </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">There is a marble countertop on the counter </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">There is a mug on the marble countertop </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I pour the water</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">The water which had gone weeeeeeeeee </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Into the mug</span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I look deep into the water </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">And I see you</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You are the water </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You are so pure </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So necessary </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So clear</span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So wet</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">The water is one part oxygen </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You are a breath of fresh air </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">The water is two parts hydrogen</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You use peroxide in your hair</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">But you are missing something</span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">There is a pantry in the kitchen</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">There is a shelf in the pantry</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">There is a box of teabags on the shelf </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I take out a teabag</span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">And put it in the tea</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I put my teabag in the tea.</span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I give the water</span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So plain </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So bland </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So flavorless </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So odorless </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So colorless </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">So watery </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I give it flavor </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I give it color </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I am the teabag</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">And I realize what you are missing</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You are just water </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">But you need to be tea </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You need flavor </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You need color </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You need odor </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You need my teabag </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Inside you</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I need to put my teabag inside of you </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">Deep inside your watery self</span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">You need my teabag </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">I need to teabag you. </span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></span></p><p><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span">We need to make tea.</span></span></p> 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