I got dumped this week. It's been a depressing week. So I've decided
I'm going to make myself feel better by figuring out a way to gain superpowers.
I'll go walk out in a lighting storm. I'll break in to abandoned nuclear
power plants. I'll sneak into highly guarded experimental military facilities.
I'll let myself get bitten by all sorts of suspicious-looking bugs.
I'll rescue old ladies from muggers on the off-chance that they're really
sorceresses.
If that doesn't work, I guess I can always sell my soul to the devil.