The quality of a pun is in the "oy!" of the beholder.
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	    If debugging is the process of removing errors,
	then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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		    Billions and billions = 1 Sagan
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		  Hi, I am an AcIS Systems Programmer.
			   My office is 715 Watson
		  I used to be consultant@columbia.edu
		   but now I'm just dcl@columbia.edu
			  or dcl1@columbia.edu
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	      Thanks, I think I've got the hang of it now.
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