Unix!! U nix it, we fix it! "What did Jesus say to the rednecks?, "Don't do anything until I come back." The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else... # # # # ## ##### ##### # # # # # # # # # # # # ####### # # # # # # # # # ###### ##### ##### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ## # ###### # # # # # # # # # # # ##### # # # # # # # ## # # ## # ## ## # # ###### # # # # ### # # ###### ## ##### ### # # # # # # # ### # ##### # # # # # # # ###### ##### # # # # # # ### # ###### # # # # ### Life is a sexually transmitted condition with a terminal prognosis... I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it! and... EEEEEEEEEEE MMM MMM AAA CCCCCCCCCCC SSSSSSSSSSS EEEEEEEEEEE MMMMM MMMMM AAAAA CCCCCCCCCCC SSSSSSSSSSS EEE MMM MM MM MMM AAA AAA CCC SSS EEE MMM MMMM MMM AAA AAA CCC SSS EEEEEEEEEEE MMM MM MMM AAA AAA CCC SSSSSSSSSSS EEE MMM MMM AAAAAAAAAAA CCC SSS EEE MMM MMM AAA AAA CCC SSS EEEEEEEEEEE MMM MMM AAA AAA CCCCCCCCCCC SSSSSSSSSSS EEEEEEEEEEE MMM MMM AAA AAA CCCCCCCCCCC SSSSSSSSSSS sounds like a 50's computer system, no? different than, but not at all equal to vi-vi-vi = 666 = ... :-) I've been programming in it happily since 1979, yippee!, thanks RMS! The secret of happiness is wanting what you have. What happens when you leave software engineers unsupervised? Vista! Dr. Dan (or Windows 8, or 9?, or even 10!) launch code: cpe1704tks (go ahead name the movie) Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish (remember you'll be dead all-too soon) The Bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. -Harriet Beecher Stowe Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture There are three things friends shouldn't discuss: politics, religion and operating systems. (I'm a Mac!)... hmmm & maybe editors (choice is obvious). You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. NO TREESPASSING! PROSECUTORS WILL BE VIOLATED! The end of the universe is just a gnab gib. Old Jedi never die, they just fade away The time has come, the walrus said, To talk of many things - Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, Of cabbages and kings - And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings. Lewis Carroll Everyone has a photographic memory, Some don't have film. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. (oh my god am I going to have to mention "fake news" here?) I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. A day without sunshine is like night. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Eschew Obfuscation. Save the whales, Collect the whole set! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. (I swear to god I am an atheist!) On the other hand, you have different fingers. I am number 6, who is number one? Be it ever so crumbly there's no place like Rome Which is why Nero loved it and had it for his home But he liked to play with matches and for a fire he did yearn So he burned Rome to ashes and fiddled while it burned Bugs Bunny (am I really that old?) Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell? No?, then does the name Pavlov ring a bell? How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent CU20% Fortune Cookie Bahama mama lives! If she is a lady then I am a vernicious knid! I am not a number!, I am a free man! At what age did Victor Mature? How many boxes can Robert Stack? After a drink, is Gene Wilder? Where does Henry Cabot Lodge? Is Jane Fonda Peter? When is Helen Reddy? Caffeine puts a man on her horse and a woman in his grave. No Man in the wrong can stand up against a fellow that's in the right and keeps on a comin'. Romanticism: something thrilling is going on somewhere else in the world. Religion: something thrilling is going on somewhere out of the world. Mysticism: something thrilling is going on right here and now. Realism: nothing thrilling is going on. Arnold Isenberg @expunge PS: [21122 pages freed] @ (this was a large amount in the early 80's) I would hate to be the captain of the Kobayashi Maru! I grow old... I grow old... I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. - t.s. elliot (man how true) Santa Claus and an elf were having an argument. Santa said there were 49 states. The elf said 50. Five times they went through Santa's list of states until the elf found the missing one. Whereupon he commented, "Yes, Santa Claus, there is a Virginia." The best things in life are Southern. DGC Birth is pain, Death is pain, Beauty is pain. The Final Conflict They said that it could not be done, And he said, "Just let me try." They said "Other men have tried and failed," And he answered, "But not I." They said "It is impossible." He said "There is no such word." He closed his mind; he closed his heart To everything he heard. He said "Within the heart of man There is a tiny seed. It grows until it blossoms; Its called 'the will to succeed.' Its roots are strength, it's stem is hope; Its petals, inspiration. Its thorns protect its strong green leaves, Its grim determination. Its stamens are its skills which help to shape each plan, For there is nothing in the universe beyond the scope of man." They thought that it could not be done; Some even said they knew it, But he faced up to what could not be done, And he bloody could not do it! I'm looking over a three leaf clover that I overlooked bethree! -BB Pluresy We'll begin with box and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox should be oxen not oxes; Then one fowl is a goose but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a whole set of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three must be those, Yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose, And the plural of cat is cats and not cose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say mother we never say metheren, Then masculine pronouns are he, his, and him, But imagine the feminine she, shis, and shim. So English, I fancy you all will agree, Is the silliest language you ever did see. Oh I cain't get a long little doggie I cain't even get one that's small I cain't get a long little doggie I cain't get a doggie at all. A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth. Computers Profanity are is one unreliable, language but humans all are even programmers more know best unreliable. Once upon a time, the Indians of a midwestern town were very poor. They depended on an apple plantation as their sole means of support and livelihood. But one year they were devastated by crop failure so in an attempt to raise money, they decided to hold a car race. It was a big success and today it is still very popular; you've all heard of the Apple-less Indian 500! I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to old Virginy, I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! Hawkeye An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. If lawyers are disbarred, and clergymen defrocked, why aren't adventurers disenchanted, artists depicted, ball players debased, barbers distressed, bankers discounted, beds discovered, calendars dismayed, camp counselors debunked, celebrities defamed, chickens delivered, clerks defiled, clubs dismembered, conductors disconcerted, cowboys deranged, dry cleaners depressed, easterners disoriented, electricians delighted, epistemologists demeaned, examiners detested, furriers deferred, games displayed, geologists defaulted, hair dressers departed, jockeys derided, launderers decreased, models disfigured, musicians denoted, old maids dismissed, playboy bunnies detailed, perfectionists debauched, politicians disappointed, proctologists disemboweled, programmers debugged, sailors deported, shoe salesmen defeated, strippers denuded, the chaste delayed, and tree surgeons debarked? Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue. The Pepper and Salt Association wants to turn the English language outside in. The cheek-in-tongue movement, based in Alabama, Birmingham, wants phrases changed kaboodle and kit. People will listen to roll 'n' rock, eat butter and bread, and travel fro and to. Why? Because what this country needs is a sense of wrong and right, fair play and justice, order and law. There are cons and pros, but true believers will consider it a matter of death and life, a swim or sink proposition. Sex and death are two things that come but once in a lifetime, but at least after death you are not nauseous. --Woody Allan If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. 'Twas a total of twelve years ago today that two-fisted truck driver and trustworthy trustee Tex Tirebiter took on a total of twelve two-bit truckstop tricks at a truckee trailer court. I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell. The attacker must vanquish, the defender need only survive. Idle hands get in the way of the devil's work. M: "Why don't I take you home and give you a thrill?" F: "You can't do both." Heffa cow is better than none. X D C! \/ C D B? -(((: [Bzzz] /\ C B S? A O K? O I C U R M T! 4 Q U 8 1 2! C U B 4 U go 2 Bed U 2 cn gt a gd jb if u cn rd ths msg. D C L OF QUALITY I want to drink some port and list to starboard. Thirty days past September, April June and Montana. All the rest have cold weather, except in the summer which isn't often. Do we have to milk that bunch of cows? That's not a bunch, that's a herd Heard of what? Herd of cows Of course I've heard of cows No not heard of cows, that's a cow herd What's a cow heard? I don't care what a cow's heard, I haven't said anything to be ashamed of. Abbot & Costello (That's the silliest thing I ever heard) Nothing is so important that nothing else is important. --"Something must be done.. war would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes" --"Hey I got an uncle that lives in taxes" --"No I'm talking about Taxes; money; dollars" --"Dollars, that's where my uncle lives: Dollars, Taxes" Ten years in Levenworth or eleven years in twelveworth or how about five and ten in Woolworth? If there weren't any closets there wouldn't be any hooks and if there weren't any hooks there wouldn't be any fish and that would suit me fine. It is misery enough to have once been happy. Absence is to love what wind is to fire, it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great. The greatest test of courage on earth is to fear defeat without losing heart. Give her a call, she'd like to see you. All I want is a 30 share and a 20 rating. It's a fine thing to have a finger pointed at one, and to hear people say: "that's the man." An erudite fool is a greater fool than an ignorant fool. Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius. Genius is the capacity of evading hard work. Be good and you will be lonesome. There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Happiness is no laughing matter. The action is best which procures the greatest happiness for the greatest number. Where ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise. The less my hope the hotter my love. Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. Yet each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword. Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation. As much as thou hast, so much art thou worth. For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!" There is no sin except stupidity. (why does this make me think of Trump?) The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship. There is no greater sorrow than to recall a time of happiness in misery. We often console ourselves for being unhappy by a certain pleasure in appearing so. Humanity is fortunate, because no man is unhappy except by his own fault. A woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool. Aviso: La via del tren subterreneo es peligrosa. Si el tren se para entre las estaciones, quedese adentro. No salga afuera. Siga las instructiones de los operadores del tren o la policia. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through my not dying. W.A. Asserting a statement an infinity of times does not in itself make it true. (wow, Trump again) No matter how thin you slice it, its still baloney. There is nothing so powerful as the truth - and often nothing so strange. One of the greatest labor-saving inventions today is tomorrow. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. The difference between a moral man and a man of honour is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught. (woof: tough in 2018) I want to achieve immorality in my own lifetime. Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste the maximum time between classes. When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget the book. (If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.) At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester - and never attending. In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. No problem! Bricka bracka firecracka sis boom ba Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny rah rah rah! Time was invented so that you don't have to do everything all at once. Space was invented so you don't have to do everything all in the same place. Prize in breakfast cereal: '"Tear Along", the dotted lion.' He's not playing with a full deck. His elevator doesn't go to the top floor. He's a cup and saucer short of a full place setting. He's three bricks shy of a full load. He doesn't have both oars in the water. The lights are on, but nobody's home. All his biscuit's aren't done. He's not throwing all 10 jacks All his dogs aren't on the same leash. All his marbles aren't in one bag. He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic. All his eggs aren't in the same basket. There is no hook on the end of his line. His engine is running, but he's still in "park". He's not banging on all 8 cylinders He's not always coloring within the lines He needs to have his bolts tightened He's riding on the rims He doesn't have any film in his camera He was a cunning linguist; a master debator. WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH (read this in highschool 1970 and again in 1984 on south lawn: especially scary now) If it doesn't work, fix it. A man who was trying to walk around the world drowned today. Film at 11. Q. Why do computer science people confuse Halloween and Christmas A. Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25 Love looks not with the eyes but with the heart therefore is the winged cupid painted black? Drinkin' some wine Eatin' some cheese Catchin' some rays - Oddball UI.MELANIE, tty44, 4-Apr-84 11:12PM Hi! I'm not picky. . . . UI.JSI, tty32, 25-Apr-84 11:05PM she sounds like a dip-stick!! UI.JSI, tty32, 25-Apr-84 11:08PM yeah, but she's so unusual UI.JSI, tty32, 25-Apr-84 11:08PM like the freak in Furnald grocery -- she looks like the type that could be so much fun!! UI.FENG, tty50, 30-Apr-84 11:12PM not really a sun-worshipper, but most defintely a water person. actually, a sports person. UI.FENG, tty50, 30-Apr-84 11:13PM yes, and water sports, too... . . . UI.JSI, tty51, 1-May-84 9:57PM paradise island? what's there? everything? La noche entra en calor con Fundador! I drank the water and survived! I feel like the floor of a taxi cab A right angle must be clever cause it has 90 degrees. What's right is what's left after you've done everything else wrong. It's easier to get a girlfriend than it is to get an apartment. -tlw I come with extra table leaves so I can extend myself to you. "You can have a dog as a friend. You can have whiskey as a friend. But if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing your dog." -foolin' around Whatever brings you Comfort can also bring you Pain. let me take you down, cause i'm going to the computer room. ready for doom, and ready to hang up a job computer rooms forever... nothing is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see it's getting to write something and it won't work out it matters half my grade to me let me take you down, cause i'm going to the computer room ready for doom, and ready to hang up a job. computer rooms forever. ________ | 272a | ___ | | __O__/\__\ __O__ | o| / | /__/ __|__[_] | | _/ \_ \__\ | MUDD | ____|______|____ ./------\. User: ' My pascal program to print my home address, won't compile...' Make it work for me. Help me out!' Bill: ' Sure, I'll help you out; let me show you to the door.' :-) User: ' Wise guy, I could tell you a thing or two.' Bill: ' I refuse to get in a battle of wits against a man unarmed.' :-) User: ' Does the concept of a CONCEPT on your face disturb you?' :-< Bill: ' Okay, okay, you forgot a semi-colon here...' User: ' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!' << whoooosh ... CRASH! >> Multiple choice test: WHAT IS FORTRAN? [a] between thre and fiv tran. [b] what two computers engage in before interface. [c] ridiculous. If you love something set it free If it comes back it is yours If it doesn't, it never was Descartes is sitting in a restaurant. A passing waiter, noticing that Descartes has finished eating, stops to ask: "Sir? Would you care for some dessert?" to which he replies: "I think not", and promptly disappears. Mel Brooks on the Difference Between Tragedy and Comedy: Tragedy is if I cut my finger. Comedy is if you fall down a manhole and die. People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered. Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway. The biggest people with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest people with the smallest minds. Think big anyway. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for some underdogs anyway. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best anyway. Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick "Love at first sight is not so remarkable. It's after we've been looking at each other for years that it becomes remarkable." The brighter the flame of happiness, the shorter its burning. A man must do four things in his life to demonstrate his manhood: plant a tree, fight a bull, write a book, and have a son. A "second to the right and then straight on till morning" takes you to Never Never Land. Letting myself wander through the world inside your eyes. You know I'd like to stay there until every tear runs dry. Caged bird don't sing "There are no straight lines in space." "There are no straight lines in space." - A. Einstein - W. Allen The idea of daylight-savings is like trying to be taller by cutting off your head and standing on it. Listen, if it's chocolate, I'll like it. DGC Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you. You are at your very best when things are worst. Women: I love them in blue I love them in red But most of all, I love them in blue. Keep your chin up, it helps you keep your mouth shut. Just take it easy and do what you feel If they like you, fine. If not, you'll live. Its not the years, its the mileage. Remember - no matter where you go - there you are. Love goes out the door when money comes inuendo. why worry? happy loving couples make it look so easy happy loving couples always talk so kind till the time that I can do my dancing with a partner those happy couples ain't no friends of mine. jj I was here but now I'm gone....I left my name to carry on.... Those who knew me knew me well...those who don't can go to hell. Between your head and your heart, your head has got to win. We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams. ww The shortest distance between two people is laughter. You smiled down across the waves as if to say everything will be ok be strong and true. I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth -- Socrates Tell the truth and run -- Yugoslav proverb What would this country be without this great land of ours! Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense - e.e. cummings Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. It's only with the heart that one sees rightly, What is essential is invisible to the eye. it takes love over gold, and mind over matter to do what you do that you must when the things that you hold can fall and be shattered or run through your fingers like dust when love is not madness, it is not love Its like looking for a micro chip in a mainframe mh \___/ "While Bill wrestles the yak in heat, \---/ \o/ I'll poor myself another martini..." \o/ V - Marlin Perkins V | | __|__ __|__ the ultimate truth is that there is no ultimate truth -altered states He lives in France where all good Americans go when they die Sir, what you had there ...(cough)... was what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasm, or a class 5 full roaming vapor .... real nasty one, too! Rhinebeck is Foster's...Foster's is Ginny! No time spent with a cat is wasted. Pardon me for repeating myself, but I apologize for being redundant. Ratings: G- No one gets the girl. PG- Hero gets the girl. R- Villain gets the girl. X- Everyone gets the girl. "Its rather unpleasantly like being drunk" "What's so bad about being drunk?" "Just ask a glass of water" What will the next pope's name be? George Ringo (dated: 2005 w/ John Paul) Dylsexisc Untie Punning is the worst vice, there's no vice versa. If there is hope, it lies in the proles. To be with another woman is French To be caught is American - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels "It has been proven that every program has at least one bug, and can be reduced by at least one instruction. Therefore, by induction, one can reduce any program to one instruction that doesn't work" One one-trillionith of a surprise: picaboo If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Mondays are an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Change is inevitable....except from vending machines. Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. -Life is sexually transmitted. -Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. -It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end. -The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. -Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. -The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. -If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. -Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that). -Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself). -When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? -If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt. -The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open. -Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. -There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead. -An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. -A closed mouth gathers no foot. -Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. -It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere. -Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. -The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. There is one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says "yes", you know he's crooked. Home is where you hang your head. Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. From thne moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Women should be obscene and not heard. The Secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made. I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution? I hope they bury me near a straight man (Groucho). The way to a man's heart is through the kitchen (Mrs. Howell) Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. It may look like I'm just sitting here doing nothing, but I'm really actively waiting for all my problems to go away. I slept like a baby. I slept and hour and cried and hour. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. I will not make any deals with you. I have resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. Be well, do good work, and stay in touch. Go fourth and spread beauty and light. (Mr. Nathing) I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. -Castor Troy Stop listening to all the things you hear, dad! (GKG-'10) dcl=650 Life is not a sprint, it is a marathon. Do not be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about you not appreciating others - Confucious I'm not ignorant, I just don't know a lot (cal?) As Jon says: any day on the green side of the grass... BKMGTPEZY and counting (bytes, kylobytes, megabytes, ...) It's always easy to figure out its correct use. Puns are just the misappropriation of words. See with the entire body, that which cannot be perceived with the eyes and ears alone. UCSC Banana Slug Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. Wifi names: Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her All Your Bandwidth are Belong to Us Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wi-Fi Bill Wi The Science Fi Ehrmagerd Wer Fer I've thought of writing my memoirs, but I can't get past the research. Alternative Facts? You kidding me? WTF? Die young as late as possible. For the Record, a person born in 33 was 45 in 78. When you retire to spend time with your family, you should check with your family first! May other airlines be forgot and never come to mind. Cause Southwest Airlines got you here and got you hear on time. -sung by stewardess at end of Southwest flight from SAV to BWI.