#1 ADAM CANNON FAN PAGE!!!

Adam Cannon rocking a handsome heathered cardigan.
Sorry ladies, he's married.


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    If you don't know who Adam Cannon is, wow I feel bad for you because you are truly missing out on life. Adam Cannon is the Jesus Christ of modern day computer science. He currently graces us peons with his presence weekly in IAB417 at 4:10pm-5:25pm on Mondays and Wednesdays. Adam Cannon's COMS W1004 class has been consistently ranked in the "Top 3 Intro to Computer Science Classes at Columbia" for over three years by Buzzfeed.com.
    Adam Cannon is currently the leading scholar in the Department of Computer Science at Columbia University.

Adam Cannon has been officially ranked as "the hottest academic in the [Ivy] League" by the Ivy Gate Blog, a highly regarded and reputable website, and by WikiCU, the official Columbia blog.


Taken from an Ivy Gate Blog photoshoot of Adam Cannon in his younger years.


Adam Cannon sporting his famously seductive pose, "La Tigra." Adam Cannon was once a formidable force in the male modeling world, but was reportedly pushed out by the unions in 1998 for failing to pay dues.


Just one of many Adam Cannon imposters according to Google Images.

Useful Stalking Tips

(For legal purposes, I urge you NOT to stalk Mr. Cannon. But, if for reasons which entirely have nothing to do with this website you end up stalking him, please remember to send any pics, tips, or info to the email listed above.)
  • Adam Cannon is often located at his office, 459 Computer Science Building.
  • Adam Cannon can be reached by telephone at (212) 939-7016. Please do not call and leave creepy messages, as he may very well change his number.
  • If you are from the Middle Ages, Adam Cannon can be reached by fax at (212) 666-0140.
  • Adam Cannon may be reached by email at cannon@cs.columbia.edu. Do not leave creepy emails, as Adam Cannon is reportedly able to trace your email back to your computer and send you viruses. (This has not yet been confirmed.)


    Adam Cannon's Alleged Education

    Adam Cannon's Current Research Interests

      Machine Learning
      Statistical Pattern Recognition
      Approximation Algorithms
      Randomized Agorithms


    Adam Cannon's office hours: Mondays and Tuesdays 12:00 - 2:00PM.


    Useful links:
    Crap Adam Cannon posts.
    Adam Cannon imposter.
    Worthwhile conspiracy theory about Adam Cannon. Seems legit.