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PARBy lorries along sir John Rogerson's quay Mr Bloom walked soberly, PAR
past Windmill lane, Leask's the linseed crusher, the postal telegraph office.
Could have given that address too. And past the sailors' home. He turned
from the morning noises of the quayside and walked through Lime street.
By Brady's cottages a boy for the skins lolled, his bucket of offal linked,
smoking a chewed fagbutt. A smaller girl with scars of eczema on her
forehead eyed him, listlessly holding her battered caskhoop. Tell him if
he
smokes he won't grow. O let him! His life isn't such a bed of roses. Waiting
outside pubs to bring da home. Come home to ma, da. Slack hour: won't be
many there. He crossed Townsend street, passed the frowning face of
Bethel. El, yes: house of: Aleph, Beth. And past Nichols' the undertaker.
At 10
eleven it is. Time enough. Daresay Corny Kelleher bagged the job for
O'Neill's. Singing with his eyes shut. Corny. Met her once in the park.
In
the dark. What a lark. Police tout. Her name and address she then told
with
my tooraloom tooraloom tay. O, surely he bagged it. Bury him cheap in a
whatyoumaycall. With my tooraloom, tooraloom, tooraloom, tooraloom.
Oriental Tea Company and read the legends of leadpapered packets: choice
blend, finest quality, family tea. Rather warm. Tea. Must get some from
Tom Kernan. Couldn't ask him at a funeral, though. While his eyes still
read blandly he took off his hat quietly inhaling his hairoil and sent
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right hand with slow grace over his brow and hair. Very warm morning.
Under their dropped lids his eyes found the tiny bow of the leather
headband inside his high grade ha. Just there. His right hand came down
into the bowl of his hat. His fingers found quickly a card behind the
headband and transferred it to his waistcoat pocket.
PARSo warm. His right hand once more more slowly went over his brow to. Sleeping sickness in the air. Walk on roseleaves. Imagine trying
to eat PAR PAR
and hair. Then he put on his hat again, relieved: and read again: choice
blend, made of the finest Ceylon brands. The far east. Lovely spot it must
be: the garden of the world, big lazy leaves to float about on, cactuses,
flowery meads, snaky lianas they call them. Wonder is it like that. Those 30
Cinghalese lobbing about in the sun in dolce far niente, not doing
a hand's
turn all day. Sleep six months out of twelve. Too hot to quarrel. Influence
of
the climate. Lethargy. Flowers of idleness. The air feeds most. Azotes.
Hothouse in Botanic gardens. Sensitive plants. Waterlilies. Petals too
tired
tripe and cowheel. Where was the chap I saw in that picture somewhere?
Ah yes, in the dead sea floating on his back, reading a book with a parasol
open. Couldn't sink if you tried: so thick with salt. Because the weight
of
the water, no, the weight of the body in the water is equal to the weight
of
the what? Or is it the volume is equal to the weight? It's a law something 40
like that. Vance in High school cracking his fingerjoints, teaching. The
college curriculum. Cracking curriculum. What is weight really when you
say the weight? Thirtytwo feet per second per second. Law of falling
bodies: per second per second. They all fall to the ground. The earth.
It's
the force of gravity of the earth is the weight.
with her sausages? Like that something. As he walked he took the folded
Freeman from his sidepocket, unfolded it, rolled it lengthwise in
a baton
and tapped it at each sauntering step against his trouserleg. Careless
air:
just drop in to see. Per second per second. Per second for every second
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means. From the curbstone he darted a keen glance through the door of the
postoffice. Too late box. Post here. No-one.
PARAre there any letters for me? he asked.
PARWhile the postmistress searched a pigeonhole he gazed at the PAR
recruiting poster with soldiers of all arms on parade: and held the tip
of his
baton against his nostrils, smelling freshprinted rag paper. No answer
probably. Went too far last time.
letter. He thanked her and glanced rapidly at the typed envelope. 60
Henry Flower Esq,
c/o P. O. Westland Row,
City.
PARAnswered anyhow. He slipped card and letter into his sidepocket, PAR
reviewing again the soldiers on parade. Where's old Tweedy's regiment?
Castoff soldier. There: bearskin cap and hackle plume. No, he's a
grenadier. Pointed cuffs. There he is: royal Dublin fusiliers. Redcoats.
Too
showy. That must be why the women go after them. Uniform. Easier to
enlist and drill. Maud Gonne's letter about taking them off O'Connell street
at night: disgrace to our Irish capital. Griffith's paper is on the same
tack 70
now: an army rotten with venereal disease: overseas or halfseasover empire.
Half baked they look: hypnotised like. Eyes front. Mark time. Table: able.
Bed: ed. The King's own. Never see him dressed up as a fireman or a
bobby. A mason, yes.
that would mend matters. His hand went into his pocket and a forefinger
felt its way under the flap of the envelope, ripping it open in jerks.
Women
will pay a lot of heed, I don't think. His fingers drew forth the letter
the
letter and crumpled the envelope in his pocket. Something pinned on:
photo PARM'Coy. Get rid of him quickly. Take me out of my way. Hate PAR
perhaps. Hair? No. 80
company when you.
PARHello, M'Coy. Nowhere in particular.
PARHow's the body?
PARFine. How are you?
PARJust keeping alive, M'Coy said.
PARHis eyes on the black tie and clothes he asked with low respect:
PARIs there any... no trouble I hope? I see you're...
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PARO, no, Mr Bloom said. Poor Dignam, you know. The funeral is today.
PARTo be sure, poor fellow. So it is. What time?
PARA photo it isn't. A badge maybe. PAR
PARI must try to get out there, M'Coy said. Eleven, is it? I only heard
it last
night. Who was telling me? Holohan. You know Hoppy?
PARI know.
PARMr Bloom gazed across the road at the outsider drawn up before the PAR
door of the Grosvenor. The porter hoisted the valise up on the well. She
stood still, waiting, while the man, husband, brother, like her, searched
his
pockets for change. Stylish kind of coat with that roll collar, warm for
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day like this, looks like blanketcloth. Careless stand of her with her
hands
in those patch pockets. Like that haughty creature at the polo match.
Women all for caste till you touch the spot. Handsome is and handsome
does. Reserved about to yield. The honourable Mrs and Brutus is an
honourable man. Possess her once take the starch out of her.
you call him Bantam Lyons. Just down there in Conway's we were.
PARDoran Lyons in Conway's. She raised a gloved hand to her hair. In PAR
came Hoppy. Having a wet. Drawing back his head and gazing far from
beneath his vailed eyelids he saw the bright fawn skin shine in the glare,
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braided drums. Clearly I can see today. Moisture about gives long sight
perhaps. Talking of one thing or another. Lady's hand. Which side will
she
get up?
Poor little Paddy Dignam, he said.
PAROff to the country: Broadstone probably. High brown boots with PAR
laces dangling. Wellturned foot. What is he foostering over that change
for?
Sees me looking. Eye out for other fellow always. Good fallback. Two
strings to her bow.
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PARProud: rich: silk stockings. PAR
PARHe moved a little to the side of M'Coy's talking head. Getting up in
a PAR
minute.
up. Is it Paddy Dignam? I said. I couldn't believe it when I heard
it. I was
with him no later than Friday last or Thursday was it in the Arch. Yes,
he
said. He's gone. He died on Monday, poor fellow.
PARWatch! Watch! Silk flash rich stockings white. Watch! PAR
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PARLost it. Curse your noisy pugnose. Feels locked out of it. Paradise and PAR
the peri. Always happening like that. The very moment. Girl in Eustace
street hallway Monday was it settling her garter. Her friend covering the
display of. Esprit de corps. Well, what are you gaping at?
PAROne of the best, M'Coy said.
PARThe tram passed. They drove off towards the Loop Line bridge, her PAR
rich gloved hand on the steel grip. Flicker, flicker: the laceflare of
her hat in
the sun: flicker, flick.
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PARO, yes, Mr Bloom said. Tiptop, thanks.
PARHe unrolled the newspaper baton idly and read idly:
PARMy missus has just got an engagement. At least it's not settled yet.
PARValise tack again. By the way no harm. I'm off that, thanks. PAR
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PARMy wife too, he said. She's going to sing at a swagger affair in the
Ulster
Hall, Belfast, on the twentyfifth.
PARThat so? M'Coy said. Glad to hear that, old man. Who's getting it up?
PARMrs Marion Bloom. Not up yet. Queen was in her bedroom eating
bread and. No book. Blackened court cards laid along her thigh by sevens.
Dark lady and fair man. Letter. Cat furry black ball. Torn strip of envelope.
PARIt's a kind of a tour, don't you see, Mr Bloom said thoughtfully.
Sweeeet
song. There's a committee formed. Part shares and part profits.
PARM'Coy nodded, picking at his moustache stubble.
PARO, well, he said. That's good news.
PARHe moved to go.
PARWell, glad to see you looking fit, he said. Meet you knocking around.
PARYes, Mr Bloom said.
PARTell you what, M'Coy said. You might put down my name at the funeral,
will you? I'd like to go but I mightn't be able, you see. There's a drowning
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PARI'll do that, Mr Bloom said, moving to get off. That'll be all right.
PARRight, M'Coy said brightly. Thanks, old man. I'd go if I possibly could.
Well. Tolloll. Just C. P. M'Coy will do.
PARThat will be done, Mr Bloom answered firmly.
PARDidn't catch me napping that wheeze. The quick touch. Soft mark. PAR PARWonder is he pimping after me? PAR PARNathan's voice! His son's voice! I hear the voice of Nathan who left PAREvery word is so deep, Leopold. PARPoor papa! Poor man! I'm glad I didn't go into the room to look at PAR PAR PAR PAR
I'd like my job. Valise I have a particular fancy for. Leather. Capped
corners, rivetted edges, double action lever lock. Bob Cowley lent him
his
for the Wicklow regatta concert last year and never heard tidings of it
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that good day to this.
just got an. Reedy freckled soprano. Cheeseparing nose. Nice enough in
its
way: for a little ballad. No guts in it. You and me, don't you know: in
the
same boat. Softsoaping. Give you the needle that would. Can't he hear the
difference? Think he's that way inclined a bit. Against my grain somehow.
Thought that Belfast would fetch him. I hope that smallpox up there
doesn't get worse. Suppose she wouldn't let herself be vaccinated again.
Your wife and my wife.
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multicoloured hoardings. Cantrell and Cochrane's Ginger Ale (Aromatic).
Clery's Summer Sale. No, he's going on straight. Hello. Leah tonight.
Mrs
Bandmann Palmer. Like to see her again in that. Hamlet she played last
night. Male impersonator. Perhaps he was a woman. Why Ophelia
committed suicide. Poor papa! How he used to talk of Kate Bateman in
that. Outside the Adelphi in London waited all the afternoon to get in.
Year
before I was born that was: sixtyfive. And Ristori in Vienna. What is this
the right name is? By Mosenthal it is. Rachel, is it? No. The scene
he was
always talking about where the old blind Abraham recognises the voice and 200
puts his fingers on his face.
his father to die of grief and misery in my arms, who left the house of
his
father and left the God of his father.
his face. That day! O, dear! O, dear! Ffoo! Well, perhaps it was best for
him.
hazard. No use thinking of it any more. Nosebag time. Wish I hadn't met 210
that M'Coy fellow.
champing teeth. Their full buck eyes regarded him as he went by, amid the
sweet oaten reek of horsepiss. Their Eldorado. Poor jugginses! Damn all
they know or care about anything with their long noses stuck in nosebags.
Too full for words. Still they get their feed all right and their doss.
Gelded
too: a stump of black guttapercha wagging limp between their haunches.
Might be happy all the same that way. Good poor brutes they look. Still
their neigh can be very irritating.
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carried. Might just walk into her here. The lane is safer.
All weathers, all places, time or setdown, no will of their own. Voglio
e non.
Like to give them an odd cigarette. Sociable. Shout a few flying syllables
as
they pass. He hummed:
L ci darem la mano
La la lala la la.
PARHe turned into Cumberland street and, going on some paces, halted
in the lee of the station wall. No-one. Meade's timberyard. Piled balks.
Ruins and tenements. With careful tread he passed over a hopscotch court 230
with its forgotten pickeystone. Not a sinner. Near the timberyard a
squatted child at marbles, alone, shooting the taw with a cunnythumb. A
wise tabby, a blinking sphinx, watched from her warm sill. Pity to disturb
them. Mohammed cut a piece out of his mantle not to wake her. Open it.
And once I played marbles when I went to that old dame's school. She liked
mignonette. Mrs Ellis's. And Mr? He opened the letter within the
newspaper.
PARA flower. I think it's a. A yellow flower with flattened petals. Not
annoyed then? What does she say?
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PARI got your last letter to me and thank you very much for it. I am sorry
you did not like my last letter. Why did you enclose the stamps? I am
awfully angry with you. I do wish I could punish you for that. I called
you
naughty boy because I do not like that other world. Please tell me what
is
the real meaning of that word? Are you not happy in your home you poor
little naughty boy? I do wish I could do something for you. Please tell
me
what you think of poor me. I often think of the beautiful name you have.
Dear Henry, when will we meet? I think of you so often you have no idea.
I
have never felt myself so much drawn to a man as you. I feel so bad about.
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will punish you. So now you know what I will do to you, you naughty
boy,
if you do not wrote. O how I long to meet you. Henry dear, do not deny
my
request before my patience are exhausted. Then I will tell you all. Goodbye
now, naughty darling, I have such a bad headache. today. and write by
return to your longing
MARTHA
P. S. Do tell me what kind of perfume does your wife use. I want to know.
x x x x
PARHe tore the flower gravely from its pinhold smelt its almost no smell
and placed it in his heart pocket. Language of flowers. They like it because 260
no-one can hear. Or a poison bouquet to strike him down. Then walking
slowly forward he read the letter again, murmuring here and there a word.
Angry tulips with you darling manflower punish your cactus if you don't
please poor forgetmenot how I long violets to dear roses when we soon
anemone meet all naughty nightstalk wife Martha's perfume. Having read
it all he took it from the newspaper and put it back in his sidepocket.
PARWeak joy opened his lips. Changed since the first letter. Wonder did PAR PAR
she wrote it herself. Doing the indignant: a girl of good family like me,
respectable character. Could meet one Sunday after the rosary. Thank you:
not having any. Usual love scrimmage. Then running round corners. Bad 270
as a row with Molly. Cigar has a cooling effect. Narcotic. Go further next
time. Naughty boy: punish: afraid of words, of course. Brutal, why not?
Try it anyhow. A bit at a time.
Common pin, eh?
He threw it on the road. Out of her clothes somewhere:
pinned together. Queer the number of pins they always have. No roses
without thorns.
the Coombe, linked together in the rain.
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It? Them. Such a bad headache. Has her roses probably. Or sitting all
day
typing. Eyefocus bad for stomach nerves. What perfume does your wife
use. Now could you make out a thing like that?
To keep it up.
Martha, Mary. I saw that picture somewhere I forget now old master or
faked for money. He is sitting in their house, talking. Mysterious. Also
the
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To keep it up.
Nice kind of evening feeling. No more wandering about. Just loll there:
quiet dusk: let everything rip. Forget. Tell about places you have been,
strange customs. The other one, jar on her head, was getting the supper:
fruit, olives, lovely cool water out of a well, stonecold like the hole
in the
wall at Ashtown. Must carry a paper goblet next time I go to the
trottingmatches. She listens with big dark soft eyes. Tell her: more and
more: all. Then a sigh: silence. Long long long rest.
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PARGoing under the railway arch he took out the envelope, tore it swiftly PARHenry Flower. You could tear up a cheque for a hundred pounds in PARWhat am I saying barrels? Gallons. About a million barrels all the PAR
in shreds and scattered them towards the road. The shreds fluttered away,
sank in the dank air: a white flutter, then all sank.
the same way. Simple bit of paper. Lord Iveagh once cashed a sevenfigure
cheque for a million in the bank of Ireland. Shows you the money to be
made out of porter. Still the other brother lord Ardilaun has to change
his
shirt four times a day, they say. Skin breeds lice or vermin. A million
pounds, wait a moment. Twopence a pint, fourpence a quart, eightpence a
gallon of porter, no, one and fourpence a gallon of porter. One and four
into twenty: fifteen about. Yes, exactly. Fifteen millions of barrels of
porter. 310
same.
Barrels bumped in his head: dull porter slopped and churned inside. The
bungholes sprang open and a huge dull flood leaked out, flowing together,
winding through mudflats all over the level land, a lazy pooling swirl
of
liquor bearing along wideleaved flowers of its froth.
PARHe had reached the open backdoor of All Hallows. Stepping into the
porch he doffed his hat, took the card from his pocket and tucked it again
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PARSame notice on the door. Sermon by the very reverend John Conmee
S. J. on saint Peter Claver S. J. and the African Mission. Prayers for
the
conversion of Gladstone they had too when he was almost unconscious.
The protestants are the same. Convert Dr William J. Walsh D. D. to the
true religion. Save China's millions. Wonder how they explain it to the
heathen Chinee. Prefer an ounce of opium. Celestials. Rank heresy for
them. Buddha their god lying on his side in the museum. Taking it easy
with
hand under his cheek. Josssticks burning. Not like Ecce Homo. Crown of
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ring with blub lips, entranced, listening. Still life. Lap it up like
milk, I
suppose.
PAR
The cold smell of sacred stone called him. He trod the worn steps,340 |
PARSomething going on: some sodality. Pity so empty. Nice discreet place PAR PAR PARMeet one Sunday after the rosary. Do not deny my request. Turn up Denis Carey. And just imagine that. Wife and six children at home.
And PAR PAR PARSome of that old sacred music splendid. Mercadante: seven last PAR
to be next some girl. Who is my neighbour? Jammed by the hour to slow
music. That woman at midnight mass. Seventh heaven. Women knelt in the
benches with crimson halters round their necks, heads bowed. A batch knelt
at the altarrails. The priest went along by them, murmuring, holding the
thing in his hands. He stopped at each, took out a communion, shook a
drop or two (are they in water?) off it and put it neatly into her mouth.
Her
hat and head sank. Then the next one. Her hat sank at once. Then the next
one: a small old woman. The priest bent down to put it into her mouth,
murmuring all the time. Latin. The next one. Shut your eyes and open your
mouth. What? Corpus: body. Corpse. Good idea the Latin. Stupefies
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first. Hospice for the dying. They don't seem to chew it: only swallow
it
down. Rum idea: eating bits of a corpse. Why the cannibals cotton to it.
one, and seek their places. He approached a bench and seated himself in
its
corner, nursing his hat and newspaper. These pots we have to wear. We
ought to have hats modelled on our heads. They were about him here and
there, with heads still bowed in their crimson halters, waiting for it
to melt
in their stomachs. Something like those mazzoth: it's that sort of bread:
unleavened shewbread. Look at them. Now I bet it makes them feel happy.
Lollipop. It does. Yes, bread of angels it's called. There's a big idea
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it, kind of kingdom of God is within you feel. First communicants.
Hokypoky penny a lump. Then feel all like one family party, same in the
theatre, all in the same swim. They do. I'm sure of that. Not so lonely.
In
our confraternity. Then come out a bit spreeish. Let off steam. Thing is
if
you really believe in it. Lourdes cure, waters of oblivion, and the Knock
apparition, statues bleeding. Old fellow asleep near that confessionbox.
Hence those snores. Blind faith. Safe in the arms of kingdom come. Lulls
all
pain. Wake this time next year.
an instant before it, showing a large grey bootsole from under the lace 370
affair he had on. Suppose he lost the pin of his. He wouldn't know what
to
do to. Bald spot behind. Letters on his back: I. N. R. I? No: I. H. S.
Molly
told me one time I asked her. I have sinned: or no: I have suffered, it
is. And
the other one? Iron nails ran in.
with a veil and black bag. Dusk and the light behind her. She might be
here
with a ribbon round her neck and do the other thing all the same on the
sly.
Their character. That fellow that turned queen's evidence on the invincibles
he used to receive the, Carey was his name, the communion every morning.
This very church. Peter Carey, yes. No, Peter Claver I am thinking of.
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plotting that murder all the time. Those crawthumpers, now that's a good
name for them, there's always something shiftylooking about them. They're
not straight men of business either. O, no, she's not here: the flower:
no,
no. By the way, did I tear up that envelope? Yes: under the bridge.
smartly. Wine. Makes it more aristocratic than for example if he drank
what they are used to Guinness's porter or some temperance beverage
Wheatley's Dublin hop bitters or Cantrell and Cochrane's ginger ale
(aromatic). Doesn't give them any of it: shew wine: only the other. Cold 390
comfort. Pious fraud but quite right: otherwise they'd have one old booser
worse than another coming along, cadging for a drink. Queer the whole
atmosphere of the. Quite right. Perfectly right that is.
Pity. Who has the organ here I wonder? Old Glynn he knew how to make
that instrument talk, the vibrato: fifty pounds a year they say
he had in
Gardiner street. Molly was in fine voice that day, the Stabat Mater
of
Rossini. Father Bernard Vaughan's sermon first. Christ or Pilate? Christ,
but don't keep us all night over it. Music they wanted. Footdrill stopped.
Could hear a pin drop. I told her to pitch her voice against that corner.
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could feel the thrill in the air, the full, the people looking up:
Quis est homo.
words. Mozart's twelfth mass: Gloria in that. Those old popes keen
on
music, on art and statues and pictures of all kinds. Palestrina for example
too. They had a gay old time while it lasted. Healthy too, chanting, regular
hours, then brew liqueurs. Benedictine. Green Chartreuse. Still, having
eunuchs in their choir that was coming it a bit thick. What kind of voice
is
it? Must be curious to hear after their own strong basses. Connoisseurs.
Suppose they wouldn't feel anything after. Kind of a placid. No worry.
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into flesh, don't they? Gluttons, tall, long legs. Who knows? Eunuch. One
way out of it.
and bless all the people. All crossed themselves and stood up. Mr Bloom
glanced about him and then stood up, looking over the risen hats. Stand
up
at the gospel of course. Then all settled down on their knees again and
he
sat back quietly in his bench. The priest came down from the altar, holding
the thing out from him, and he and the massboy answered each other in
Latin. Then the priest knelt down and began to read off a card:
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PARO God, our refuge and our strength .....
PARMr Bloom put his face forward to catch the words. English. Throw certainly, goes like clockwork. Confession. Everyone wants to. Then
I will PAR
them the bone. I remember slightly. How long since your last mass?
Glorious and immaculate virgin. Joseph, her spouse. Peter and Paul. More
interesting if you understood what it was all about. Wonderful organisation
tell you all. Penance. Punish me, please. Great weapon in their hands.
More
than doctor or solicitor. Woman dying to. And I schschschschschsch. And
did you chachachachacha? And why did you? Look down at her ring to
find an excuse. Whispering gallery walls have ears. Husband learn to his
surprise. God's little joke. Then out she comes. Repentance skindeep. 430
Lovely shame. Pray at an altar. Hail Mary and Holy Mary. Flowers,
incense, candles melting. Hide her blushes. Salvation army blatant
imitation. Reformed prostitute will address the meeting. How I found the
Lord. Squareheaded chaps those must be in Rome: they work the whole
show. And don't they rake in the money too? Bequests also: to the P. P.
for
the time being in his absolute discretion. Masses for the repose of my
soul to
be said publicly with open doors. Monasteries and convents. The priest
in
that Fermanagh will case in the witnessbox. No browbeating him. He had
his answer pat for everything. Liberty and exaltation of our holy mother
the
church. The doctors of the church: they mapped out the whole theology of 440
it.
PARBlessed Michael, archangel, defend us in the hour of conflict. Be our
safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil (may God restrain
him, we humbly pray!): and do thou, O prince of the heavenly host, by the
power of God thrust Satan down to hell and with him those other wicked
spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls.
PARThe priest and the massboy stood up and walked off. All over. The PARBetter be shoving along. Brother Buzz. Come around with the plate PAR PAR I changed a sovereign I remember. First of the month it must have been
or PAR PAR
women remained behind: thanksgiving.
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perhaps. Pay your Easter duty.
the time? Women enjoy it. Never tell you. But we. Excuse, miss, there's
a
(whh!) just a (whh!) fluff. Or their skirt behind, placket unhooked.
Glimpses of the moon. Annoyed if you don't. Why didn't you tell me
before. Still like you better untidy. Good job it wasn't farther south.
He
passed, discreetly buttoning, down the aisle and out through the main door
into the light. He stood a moment unseeing by the cold black marble bowl
while before him and behind two worshippers dipped furtive hands in the
low tide of holy water. Trams: a car of Prescott's dyeworks: a widow in
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weeds. Notice because I'm in mourning myself. He covered himself. How
goes the time? Quarter past. Time enough yet. Better get that lotion made
up. Where is this? Ah yes, the last time. Sweny's in Lincoln place. Chemists
rarely move. Their green and gold beaconjars too heavy to stir. Hamilton
Long's, founded in the year of the flood. Huguenot churchyard near there.
Visit some day.
other trousers. O, and I forgot that latchkey too. Bore this funeral affair.
O
well, poor fellow, it's not his fault. When was it I got it made up last?
Wait.
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the second. O, he can look it up in the prescriptions book.
seems to have. Shrunken skull. And old. Quest for the philosopher's stone.
The alchemists. Drugs age you after mental excitement. Lethargy then.
Why? Reaction. A lifetime in a night. Gradually changes your character.
Living all the day among herbs, ointments, disinfectants. All his alabaster
lilypots. Mortar and pestle. Aq. Dist. Fol. Laur. Te Virid. Smell almost
cure
you like the dentist's doorbell. Doctor Whack. He ought to physic himself
a
bit. Electuary or emulsion. The first fellow that picked an herb to cure
himself had a bit of pluck. Simples. Want to be careful. Enough stuff here
to 480
chloroform you. Test: turns blue litmus paper red. Chloroform. Overdose
of laudanum. Sleeping draughts. Lovephiltres. Paragoric poppysyrup bad
for cough. Clogs the pores or the phlegm. Poisons the only cures. Remedy
where you least expect it. Clever of nature.
PARYes, Mr Bloom said.
PARHe waited by the counter, inhaling slowly the keen reek of drugs, the PAR
dusty dry smell of sponges and loofahs. Lot of time taken up telling your
aches and pains.
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orangeflower water ....
PARIt certainly did make her skin so delicate white like wax. PAR
PARBrings out the darkness of her eyes. Looking at me, the sheet up to PAR
her eyes, Spanish, smelling herself, when I was fixing the links in my
cuffs.
Those homely recipes are often the best: strawberries for the teeth: nettles
and rainwater: oatmeal they say steeped in buttermilk. Skinfood. One of
the old queen's sons, duke of Albany was it? had only one skin. Leopold,
yes. Three we have. Warts, bunions and pimples to make it worse. But you
want a perfume too. What perfume does your? Peau d'Espagne. That 500
orangeflower water is so fresh. Nice smell these soaps have. Pure curd
soap.
Time to get a bath round the corner. Hammam. Turkish. Massage. Dirt
gets rolled up in your navel. Nicer if a nice girl did it. Also I think
I. Yes I.
Do it in the bath. Curious longing I. Water to water. Combine business
with
pleasure. Pity no time for massage. Feel fresh then all the day. Funeral
be
rather glum.
bottle?
PARNo, Mr Bloom said. Make it up, please. I'll call later in the day and
I'll
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PARFourpence, sir.
PARMr Bloom raised a cake to his nostrils. Sweet lemony wax. PAR
PAR
Yes, sir, the chemist said. You can pay all together, sir, when
you come
back.
PARGood, Mr Bloom said.
PARHe strolled out of the shop, the newspaper baton under his armpit,
the coolwrappered soap in his left hand.
PARAt his armpit Bantam Lyons' voice and hand said:
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PARHello, Bloom. What's the best news? Is that today's? Show us a minute.
PARShaved off his moustache again, by Jove! Long cold upper lip. To PAR PAR
look younger. He does look balmy. Younger than I am.
a wash too. Take off the rough dirt. Good morning, have you used Pears'
soap? Dandruff on his shoulders. Scalp wants oiling.
Lyons said. Where the bugger is it?
PARHe rustled the pleated pages, jerking his chin on his high collar. PAR
Barber's itch. Tight collar he'll lose his hair. Better leave him the paper
and
get shut of him. 530
PARAscot. Gold cup. Wait, Bantam Lyons muttered. Half a mo. Maximum
the second.
PARI was just going to throw it away, Mr Bloom said.
PARBantam Lyons raised his eyes suddenly and leered weakly.
PARWhat's that? his sharp voice said.
PARI say you can keep it, Mr Bloom answered. I was going to throw it away
that moment.
PARBantam Lyons doubted an instant, leering: then thrust the outspread
sheets back on Mr Bloom's arms. 540
PARI'll risk it, he said. Here, thanks.
PARHe sped off towards Conway's corner. God speed scut. PAR PAR PARThere's Hornblower standing at the porter's lodge. Keep him on PARHeavenly weather really. If life was always like that. Cricket weather. PAREnjoy a bath now: clean trough of water, cool enamel, the gentle PAR
soap in it, smiling. Silly lips of that chap. Betting. Regular hotbed of
it
lately. Messenger boys stealing to put on sixpence. Raffle for large tender
turkey. Your Christmas dinner for threepence. Jack Fleming embezzling to
gamble then smuggled off to America. Keeps a hotel now. They never come
back. Fleshpots of Egypt.
of a mosque, redbaked bricks, the minarets. College sports today I see.
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eyed the horseshoe poster over the gate of college park: cyclist doubled
up
like a cod in a pot. Damn bad ad. Now if they had made it round like a
wheel. Then the spokes: sports, sports, sports: and the hub big: college.
Something to catch the eye.
hands: might take a turn in there on the nod. How do you do, Mr
Hornblower? How do you do, sir?
Sit around under sunshades. Over after over. Out. They can't play it here.
Duck for six wickets. Still Captain Culler broke a window in the Kildare 560
street club with a slog to square leg. Donnybrook fair more in their line.
And the skulls we were acracking when M'Carthy took the floor.
Heatwave. Won't last. Always passing, the stream of life, which in the
stream of life we trace is dearer thaaan them all.
tepid stream. This is my body.
warmth, oiled by scented melting soap, softly laved. He saw his trunk and
limbs riprippled over and sustained, buoyed lightly upward, lemonyellow:
his navel, bud of flesh: and saw the dark tangled curls of his bush floating, 570
floating hair of the stream around the limp father of thousands, a languid
floating flower.