Some Random Quotes
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WARNING
Do not dispose of batteries in fire--they may explode.
Do not swallow batteries. If an AAA battery is swallowed,
contact your local poison control center, your physician,
or the National Battery Ingestion Hotline at (202) 625-3333.
WARNING
Do not swallow the battery door.
-- Motorola Advisor Pager
Instruction Manual p. 3.
Passwords -- ``Use them like a toothbrush. Change them
often and don't share them with friends.''
-- Clifford Stoll
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened
by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction,
it is evident that every program can be reduced to one
instruction that does not work.
-- Ken Arnold