Some Random Quotes

Mail suggestions to [email protected] .
Do not dispose of batteries in fire--they may explode.  
Do not swallow batteries.  If an AAA battery is swallowed,
contact your local poison control center, your physician,
or the National Battery Ingestion Hotline at (202) 625-3333.
           Do not swallow the battery door.

                            -- Motorola Advisor Pager
                               Instruction Manual p. 3.

Passwords -- ``Use them like a toothbrush.  Change them 
often and don't share them with friends.''
                            -- Clifford Stoll

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened
by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction,
it is evident that every program can be reduced to one
instruction that does not work.
                            -- Ken Arnold