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Hey Kids! You're Now Worth 15-20% More Than You Used To Be!
Advertising Age (April 26) reports that ads aimed at kids now cost as much as a fifth more than they did last year -- that's like buying five kids and getting a sixth free. And they're selling like hotcakes. Advertisers are spending more for ads on kids' TV shows because companies which sell DVDs, video games, and electronics are willing to pay more. So how are your feelings of self-worth? Have you forgotten about that girl or guy who dissed you, knowing that at least advertisers still want you (for your cash)?