
The belief that in a state like the DPRK there can
be neither culture, nor science, nor any other successes
except perhaps the military kind is equally absurd.
False premises produce false results. Sometimes quite
comical ones. Thus, when North Korean archaeologists
excavated the “Unicorn Cave” site, so called because
the mythical founder of the state of Koguryo (an
ancient state on the site where the DPRK now is)
supposedly kept this animal there, the Western press
started saying sarcastically: “North Korean scientists
have proved the existence of unicorns.”
The author of these lines even came across articles
about the “Potemkin” nature of the Pyongyang Metro.
Apparently there are only three stations, between
which they ferry foreigners, while locals are not
allowed in at all. But actually the North Korean metro
is a year older than South Korea’s. Incidentally, the
Northerners are also in the lead in the missile race and
even in another indicator, the literacy of the popula-
tion: 99 per cent of the population as against 97.9 per
cent in the Republic of Korea.
The DPRK is also not infrequently accused of
destroying the cultural heritage, the accusation being
that practically no architectural monuments of past
eras remain in the country and Pyongyang was com-
pletely rebuilt as a tribute to Kim Il Sung and Kim
Jong Il. Yet it is somehow forgotten that the cultural
sites were destroyed during the Korean War of 1950-
1953, toward the end of which the U.S. Air Force
officially stated that it had bombed everything it could,
including barrages and dams, while Pyongyang was
practically completely destroyed, so there was basi-
cally nothing there to demolish.
Now let us talk about the cruelty of the regime.
Here critics of the DPRK have become detached from
reality to a lesser extent. Although, in the context of
the traditional Confucian mentality that is characteris-
tic of many countries of the Far East, notions of
freedom and the relationship between the interests of
the individual and the collective differ significantly
from both European and Soviet notions. Furthermore
the DPRK is in the position of a “besieged fortress,”
which in itself presupposes numerous restrictions.
Nonetheless, the degree of state interference in the
private lives of citizens of the DPRK should not be
exaggerated. An example of this exaggeration is the
reports that female inhabitants of North Korea are
forbidden to wear short skirts or pants, although pants
are standard attire for the Far Eastern woman, while in
photographs of Pyongyang from various years it is
clear that Korean women certainly do not only wear
traditional dress. There was a similar story about
haircuts when, on the basis of photographs of exam-
ples of women’s and men’s haircuts and hairstyles that
were hanging on the wall in a hairdresser’s, it was
concluded that citizens of DPRK are only allowed
those haircuts. The recent “canard” – “everyone must
have the same haircut as the leader” – only continues
this trend.
One of the most widespread recent fables about
North Korea is the stories about the incredible cruelty
of its ruler Kim Jong Un. Thus, there was a lot of
ballyhoo about a report that an official was shot by
mortar fire on his orders. None of those who repro-
duced this news was bothered by the fact that it is
impossible in principle to shoot somebody with mortar
fire. The news that Comrade Kim fed his own uncle to
hungry dogs comes into the same category; it turned
out to be a joke by a Chinese blogger.
One should also treat with scepticism many
stories about torture in the DPRK. The defector Sin
Don Khek [name as transliterated], for instance, was
famous for describing such horrors. He reported in
particular how they tortured him by hanging him on a
hook over a fire. True, it is rather difficult to believe
that Sin actually went through all this: Surviving after
such things is problematic, and not becoming disabled
is entirely unrealistic. But all the same, the naive
reader takes the testimony of such “victims” at face
value even though their health, having been under-
mined in the “Korean Gulag,” is sufficient for press
conferences lasting many hours and propaganda tours
during which they speak several times a day.
There is a widespread impression that the DPRK
threatens its neighbors or possibly the whole world.
Pyongyang lays no claim to other countries’ territories.
Admittedly it regards the Republic of Korea as an
occupied territory, but Seoul also regards the peninsula
as a single country, part of which is temporary occu-
pied by an “anti state organization.”
It is not only the North Korean missile and nu-
clear programs that are subjected to mythological
exaggeration, but the DPRK Army as a whole. It is
emphasized that it ranks fourth in the world in terms of
numerical strength, but the fact that on this same list
the Republic of Korea comes sixth, while the South
Korean military budget exceeds North Korea’s by a
factor of 23-26[?],
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is left out. While from the view-
point of a simple comparison of troop numbers the
North appears not to have a decisive superiority, if you
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