Find me an e-find, Catch me an e-catch

I've known Rimma since the 4th grade, and we went to Bronx Science together. We kept up with each other through college, even though she decided to spend four years in the glacial boondocks of Albany. Then, after graduation, Rimma did a really weird thing - she moved to Boston! I still can't understand why anyone would do such a thing (unless they are a baseball player traded to the Red Sox, or a college professor with hopes of tenure at Harvard). Anyway, that's where she lives now (actually, she lives in Newton, which is like the Yonkers of Boston).

Basically, Rimma is looking for a boyfriend, or a date. I have a fairly wide readership in Boston, so I agreed to play e-matchmaker. I did warn her that most people who read my site from Boston actually despise me passionately for the truthful things I write about their beloved sports teams, but she didn't care. So, if you are eligible, ruggedly handsome, gainfully employed, have a brilliant mind and a sparkling personality, and yet for some reason continue to reside in the Boston area, get in touch and I will set you up.