More Transit Strike Hype

The local newspapers were having a great time this morning writing these "everything you need to know to survive the transit strike" guides. I skimmed some of them during my commute, and would like to add a few suggestions that they forgot to mention. (This is not a joke, I'm offering a public service here).

• In New York City it is generally a bad idea to declare your stance on the following three issues: religion, politics, and baseball. So, opt for a plain black hat instead of your favorite Yankees ALCS championship cap. Leave behind the "Catholics Rule, Protestants Drool" sweatshirt, and the "Rudy for President" jacket. Your chances of getting a ride (and not getting stabbed) are significantly higher if you don't piss off your fellow citizens with your strong convictions.
• Ladies, don't dress like hoes. Gentlemen, don't dress like pimps.
• Remember that the rich people will most likely be staying at home in the event of a strike. They are rich, they can afford to. So, if a scruffy looking fellow in a beat up Chevy offers to get you across the Brooklyn Bridge - go! Don't try to hold out for the BMW or the Jag.
• Bring your digital camera, and take lots of pictures.
• And of course, don't forget your towel.