Chicken is the answer

Others are finally discovering what I have known for a very long time - when diplomacy fails, let fried chicken do the talking. In an absolutely hilarious article from the Boston Globe, Rasha Elass reports on how people in Syria just can't resist the sinfully delicious buckets of greasy goodness from KFC. The sentiment in Syria appears the be along the lines of - "We hate America and everything that it stands for, but damn, we love that fried chicken. Just keep it coming, really."

I suspect that this is all part of the administration's new strategy to spread heart disease and obesity to entirely new parts of the world. The sodium bomb is quickly becoming our most powerful weapon of mass destruction.