Heartbreak

Our fearless leader is leaving us for greener, more lucrative pastures. You heard it here first, people (well, second, if you were at that staff meeting with me).

There have been a lot of changes at CCIT this year. It's always sad to see your friends go... especially if they are extremely competent friends who know more about System Administration than you can ever hope to know, and are leaving you behind to tend to highly volatile mission critical systems all on your own.

In addition, all my students are seniors this year. Much like Anthony (who is now dead to me), they've all fallen off the high path of academia, and are moving on to Wall Street careers. (I'm actually very proud of them). So, I am about to start interviewing undergrads for the open internship positions. Please read the description, and apply. I am fantastic to work with, and occasionally I'll bake cookies and muffins for you. Also, I was an undergrad myself just a couple of years ago, so I am completely supportive when you need to take time off to study, and I'll gladly help you with your Prob & Stat homework. If that's not incentive enough, the job pays quite well, and you get free summer housing. Oh, and there is a lot of singing!