An enigma... wrapped around a moron who can't pitch.

It was a funny joke, when Nomaas suggested that Tanyon Sturtze must have naked pictures of Joe Torre. Why else would Torre put him in so frequently? But at this point, it's just sad.

Sturtze has taken the place of (thankfully departed) Jeff Weaver on my list of pitchers who should be beaten with sticks until they agree to stop sucking so much already! Last night, Susan Waldman called him "an enigma," because he is healthy and has a good arm, but - ha ha whadyaknow - can't get an out to save his own life. To quote my grandmother, at these prices I'd expect something better.

Back to the naked pictures theory.