Doctor's visit.

This morning...

Dr: Hey!
Me: Hi Doctor.
Dr: Your retina still attached?
Me: Uhh... I hope so. That's what I'm here to find out.
Dr: Ha Ha Ha. Don't worry it'll grow back!

Later that afternoon...

Friend: Hey your eyes are all weird.
Me: Yes. I had them dilated.
Friend: Wow! What'd you do that for?
Me: As a fashion statement.