Dream job?

I've been subscribing to the MLB job alerts for about four years now, continuously holding out for a job description along the lines of: "Brian Cashman is looking for a cute Ivy League grad to offer insightful statistical analysis in an effort to avoid future Weaver-esque mistakes." However, all the jobs that come through have been in the marketing/sales category, for some middle-of-nowhere club in the Midwest.

But today I got the very first job listing for a New York team. And above all, it's an IT job. The Yankees are looking to hire a programmer, with experience in SQL, Unix/Perl scripting, ASP, C++, .Net, and Java. I don't think that this is a stat-head kind of job, nor does it look like anything that I could or would want to do. But it's certainly a very sweet opportunity for somebody who doesn't mind writing ASP all day.