Java

- Did you study Java?
- Uh... yeaaaa. I guess so.
- That's a bad answer.
- What do you want me to say?
- I want you to say "I read the book cover to cover, I did the practice exercises, and I am now one with Java."
- I am not one with Java. I am, at best, four or five with Java.
- Oh stop it.
- You know what?
- What?
- If we were in high school and Java wanted to hang out, I'd have to wash my hair.