John Sterling drinking game
Folks, here is a fun one to get you through those painfully long Mike Mussina starts.
Drink 6
Whenever John Sterling says something nasty about "those moneyball folks."
Drink 5
Whenever John Sterling says something statistically counterintuitive, i.e. "I can't believe Giambi just got on base."
Drink 4
Whenever John Sterling makes a sexually suggestive comment about one of the Yankees, i.e. "Bobby Abreu is as sweet as candy." I kid you not. He actually says that.
Drink 3
Whenever John Sterling mentions the words "clutch" and "Jeter" in the same sentence.
Drink 2
Whenever John Sterling yells "on the track, at the wall" for a routine pop fly that is nowhere near the track or the wall.
Drink 1
Whenever John Sterling explicitly says "You just can't predict baseball."
Just be sure to stock up on the alcohol.
6 Comments:
he just said "i can't predict baseball" again... and offered the mets game last night as "proof.
you are pretty funny. btw, this post is now super popular in california! :)
apparently a negative comment about a negative comment about "those moneyball folks" will get you a link on athleticsnation!
Eh. Anyone with half a brain has a soft spot for the Billy Beane A's. What are you going to do.
you are just fishing now :)
i'll be happy with yankees-a's rematch.
I wish I had read this before today's game. I would've had a lot more fun. The "you can't predict baseball" comment gets on my nerves so much, and he said it today too. Explicitly, as you put it.
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