Letter: Paul Lo Duca
Dear Paul Lo Duca,
Typically, I am very much against marital infidelity. Cheating on your wife is wrong, and you shouldn't do it. But I realize that you are under a lot of pressure. You got the Mets to the play-offs. You work really hard. And you are only human. I understand. And a lot of people make mistakes in their personal lives. Just don't make any errors on the field. As for going to hell, I am sure that there are plenty of Mets fans in the upper echelons of the Catholic Church who will be happy to absolve you, after the victory parade. So don't worry about that. Just do what you have to do.
Forgivingly Yours,
Irina
P.S. That play last night was awesome.
P.P.S. Adultery is still very wrong.


2 Comments:
if they sweep tomorrow, paul lo duca can have my wife!
haha! i am not at all surprised by the above comment. i was about to write that if i had a wife/daughter....
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