Quips
I've noticed that there are several quips in our list attributed to me. And if a new person were to come to CCIT, and read our quips list, he would get a very odd impression of me (at best). For example, there is one that goes: "I do enjoy people getting hurt." I don't think that I've ever said that. I think that what I actually said was: "In the manly sport of soccer, people often get hurt, and that can sometimes be an entertaining aspect of the game." Another one goes: "The Maltese is the stupidest dog. I hate them. They can't do anything." I believe that what I actually said was: "My mother has a Maltese, and it's not very intelligent, as far as dogs go."
Anyway, stop quoting me in the quips. You know who you are.
5 Comments:
Zero tolerance, Irina. Garnish his wages!
But he makes such excellent coffee.
interns know how to make coffee now? perhaps the student body is getting wiser.
Criminal! I'm pretty sure that "I do enjoy people getting hurt" was Joseph, look at the hyphen style. As for the other one -- some things are above human comprehension.
how come none of her "men are good at lifting heavy things, and women are good at baking cookies" remarks make it to your quips?
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