Blogging Jury Duty

From 320 Jay Street, the criminal division of the Kings County Supreme Court...

1. I've been here for 25 minutes, and I've already been told to "sit down and shut up" four times, by a very large, angry looking man, who has in his possession at least one automatic projectile weapon.

2. The best looking people off-campus are much much uglier than the ugliest people on campus.

3. This place is full of criminals!!

4. Just realized: Polytechnic is right across the street. Should've tried to make lunch with John Grogan. Probably too late now.

5. Surprisingly, they don't give you refreshments in the jury room.

6. They have wireless, but I can't find an outlet. Will have to do another sweep of the room.