Jury Duty Over

I made it out without being picked. I am not sure what kind of people get picked. I couldn't figure it out. I am clever, and always tell the truth. I am also well educated, and have a higher moral purpose. But maybe that's what they don't want. It seems like all the clever people got rejected.

Anyway, they let me go with a don't call us, we'll call you. I can't say for sure, but I think this is how one feels when being turned down by the opposite sex.