Yesterday

A considerable amount of time and mental energy was spent in a (futile) attempt to make me understand numerous details about hedge funds. All I can conclude is that they generally seem like a good idea, and I think that I should probably try to own more of them. But that's the extent of my comprehension on the topic. It's unfortunate that my knowledge of this is so miniscule. I really should understand more about how rich people get that way, since marriage (for money) and inheritance (of money) are not feasible options for me, and theft (of goods that can be sold for money) appears to be an unsuitable mechanism of wealth acquisition, considering the high moral ground that I foolishly choose to occupy.