Bad start... for all but one.

Here is what might happen. The Yankees might have, what I'd like to call, a Texas Rangers type of season. Namely, Arod puts up a spectacular performance, but due to a lack of pitching and offense, the team finishes just slightly above last place (in this case, the lowly Devil Rays).

If I were a gambling sort of girl, (which I am not, by the way) I'd be much inclined to wager whatever I haven't already allocated for the annual Apple store purchase on the likelihood of Arod hitting at least 74 home runs this year. And you know, I'm never wrong about these things.