I'm a senior at the Columbia University School of Engineering and Applied Science majoring in Operations Research.
This site is still being updated. In the meantime, enjoy this little play upon a neat semantic anomaly.
Thus Adam's Eden-plot in far-off time:
Colour-rampant flowers, trees a myriad green;
Helped by God-bless'd wind and temp'rate clime.
The path to primate knowledge unforseen,
He sleeps in peace at eve with Eve.
One apple later, he looks curiously
At the gardens or dichromates, in whom
Colourless green ideas sleep furiously
Then rage for birth each morning, until doom
Brings rainbows they at last perceive.