I am a baller in the Department of Computer Science at Columbia University.

I am schooled in many areas such as:

• How to treat gingers correctly.
  
• Finding pictures of Douglas.
  
• Reading texts that were never intended for my consumption.
  
• Celebrating Friday.
  
• Demotivating people.
  

My intersts are:

Sleeping
Napping
Being ridiculous(ly amazing)
Winning, duh
Purple
Taking over the world with my Intro to Comp Sci skilz

Fall 2011:

Introduction to Computer Science and Programming in Java COMS W1004.
Other classes that I do not want to type.
Life.