I feel like I'm trying to merge onto the Information SuperHighway in
a '72 hatchback with bald tires and one brown door.

                        - David Spade, for 1-800-collect


  [After "Heard it Through the Grapevine"]
The Grapevine was to us in the '60s, what the Information
SuperHighway is today.
			- DeeJay on WCBS


We're on the InterNet now.  Send us "e" mail at z100-at-dot-a-o-l.
Our first message is this hilarious note about "mouse balls".  Let me
read it to you.
			- more hip radio station


The only time I'm "online" is when I'm at the DMV.

			- my brother