The truth of the matter is that we don't really hate New York. Not in the
way that you might think. We all live here and love the place for what it
is: the craziest place on the planet. Sometimes it just gets to us. You know
what we're saying. Right? Like the time on the subway when some crazy old
lady nearly knocked you down because she wanted to get to an open seat, and
she didn't care to notice that you were holding an infant. I mean, what the hell...
or the fact that no one on your block but you and your friends ever seems to
clean up after their dogs. Or the car alarm that wakes your kid up because
some schmuck on a motorcycle likes to see you fast he can go... turns out he
goes fast enough to set off car alarms. I could go on and on. But let's hear
from you. Submit your favorite I hate NY story here.