Farb-O-Mat Labs
Current theories:
- Lefty Theory of Equality
- 4 Hour Sex Rule
- Missing Chair Theory
- Lemma 7.1.2 (Arfa)
- Instantaneous Death
- Chomsky's Soda Hierarchy Theorem
- Average Hoochie Paradox
- Anthrax Apocalypse Conjecture
- Dookie Paradox
- You can't "fuck 'em all". We proved it.
More theories coming soon. Also look for brief explanations
to these complex theories, rules, and postulates.
Open problems:
- What is love?
- What is "Low Rider" really about?
- Trish's last name
- P vs. NP
- Mental illness or narcotic addiction? (Taxi)
- Is he... you know or is he... you know?
- Will Batman and Robin escape from the penis?
Our bag of tricks: (i.e. weapons for dealing with life, "the
calculus", and everything)
- Proof by obvious
- Proof by inspection
- Proof by double cross-reference
- Proof by eternal postponement
- Proof by intimidation
- Proof by threat of instantaneous death
- Proof by contradiction
- Proof by hand-waving
- Proof left to the reader
- Proof by miracle
- Proof by induction
- Proof by economic story-telling
- Proof by HA!
- Proof by spectacularly incorrect methods
- Corollary to above: proof by hair pulling
- Proof by public humiliation
- Proof by numerous and belligerent questioning
Activities:
- Violent Horse-play
- Searching for the missing Ass
- Combatting Ambivalent Jackass Syndrome
- Watching people get foxed
Characters (people we've met on our adventures):
- Tape girl
- Ski girl
- Russian girl
- Strawberry girl
- Garvey
- Track-heads
- Anti-Track-heads
- The snitching mentee
- Paperclip Man
- Run girl
- Glitter girl
- Chair girl
- Trucker girl
- Aaron FOX
- Self-esteem hottie
- Marine wife
- Powerball Taxi Driver
Miracles:
- Shinobu
- Penny
- Channukah
- Recurring paperclip (more of a curse)
- Shooter girls (also more of a curse)
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