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Mystery Weasel.
What does it mean you ask? Who knows! It's a mystery, you weasel.
Mystery Weasel. It could have been named "The Forum". Maybe I should have named it "Literary Works". Another legitamite title would have been "Poets, Writers, Comics, and Geniuses United". The only problem with these names is that they are lame. Therefore, This Is Mystery Weasel. I am posting interesting writings and a picture of a ladybug on this site. If you have something that you think is worthy, send it over to me. If it really is worthy, I'll post it. READ THIS STUFFFFFF:
Milkshake: A Political Dissertation: Brilliance! Brilliance! Brilliance! No more needs to be said.
Smarter childisms: Once and for all proving that Smarterchild is a racist communist!
Of Feet and Men: This is a play I wrote one late/early night. It's kind of messed up, but was produced last year in Underage Thespian Action. Enjoy!
A Poem: One day, a long time ago, I was bored and I wrote a poem. Looking back on it months later, I realize its brilliance.
Dylan: Everones favorite ladybug!
The Fool Effect of Film: This is a study I conducted one night at the teen center. It has proven to be true in all instances tested. Read it and you shall understand.
The Chicken, or The Egg: A classic debate, finally resolved.
A Declaration of War: This is the first, and probably the last, SAMstudios Declaration of War.
A Ceasefire: Read and you shall understand.
The Frog Prince: A short script I wrote long, long ago. Now I realize it is kind of awesome. I left the random shit I wrote before I wrote the script because I liked it. Enjoy!
A Bit of Bush Bashin': The title says it all. I didn't write any of this, it was sent to me from various sources and I assembled it. It's good shit though. Enjoy!
Bomb Iraq: If You're Happy and You Know It Bomb Iraq! Everone's favorite war ballad! Enjoy!
Man Vs. Woman (via car): Finally, a study that analyzes men and women by their behavior in an automobile!
The Dreaded Miami One: Somebody decided to submit something to Mystery Weasel. I am very happy. This is a monologue written by Corbin. He didn't have a title, so I gave it one.
Civil Disobedience: Henry David Thoreau, that infamous transcendenatlist mother fucker, was a genius. This is a famous essay he wrote. At the time he was protesting the Mexican War. So like a long time ago.
Boredom: I don't remember when I wrote this. A long time ago, during a highly boring period. I just discovered it on my computer and realized it is the most interesting expression of boredom I have ever written. I am also kind of putting on here just because Mystery Weasel is due for an update. Check it out.
Chance and Sam Conver(se): A standard conversation amongst these two raging fools that ought to be shared.
Haikus Inspired from the Struggle of Women Everywhere Facing Modern Day Sexism: Although, these haikus maybe construed as offensive towards the creator of this site, we at SAMstudios would like to publish the work of this lovely woman, Hannah Mittenberg. We like to entertain both sides of an issue. Therefore, enjoy these humorous haikus (check that alliteration, bitches!)
An Election in Rhyming Couplets My reactions to the election...in poem form.
A Play: This was a play by Phoenix Greco and Samuel Packard and Emma Juneau and Allison Laplatney that was written at 6 in the morning after a night of no sleep. It's good.
Of Pirates and Barbarians: Back when an old barbarian friend of mine named Corbin and I had a long conversation about our exploits. When I was a roaming seadog.
Gremlins: Ahhh, to be a Gremlin is to dance across the lap of mischief, and never let it see you. A little monologue I wrote back for an audition for the Rhinoceros. I am also performing it in the 2005 Underage Thespian Action. I like it.
