Funny Stuff: Contributions From the Internet Surfers...

Date: Fri, 09 Aug 1996 03:21:00 -0700
From: "John D. Watson" powakee@indirect.com

The following is a direct quote from a police report I read recently.

"Apparently there were large balances on the Visa Card, Montgomery Ward
and other credit cards that his mother had not used, even after her death."

Date: Fri, 30 Aug 96 06:50:01 -0700
From: "Edward N. Todd" edtodd@electrotex.com

1.  "Needless to say..." -- 3 to 1 it'll be said, and soon.
2.  "I need hardly add. . ." -- it'll be added, trust me on this one.
3.  "If it's for my own good, why do THEY enjoy it so much?"

Date: Sun, 06 Oct 96 06:40:30 -0700
From: "Edward N. Todd" edtodd@electrotex.com

Corn in the field ain't money in the bank.
A crooked stick can hit a pretty good lick.
Many a mule looks good at one end, but kicks at the other.
Use it up, wear it out;
Make it do, or do without.  (Depression era saying.)
Many are called, few are chosen.  (Useful as a mantra when giving examinations.)