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Date: Fri, 09 Aug 1996 03:21:00 -0700
From: "John D. Watson" powakee@indirect.com

The following is a direct quote from a police report I read recently.

"Apparently there were large balances on the Visa Card, Montgomery Ward
and other credit cards that his mother had not used, even after her death."

Date: Fri, 30 Aug 96 06:50:01 -0700 From: "Edward N. Todd" edtodd@electrotex.com 1. "Needless to say..." -- 3 to 1 it'll be said, and soon. 2. "I need hardly add. . ." -- it'll be added, trust me on this one. 3. "If it's for my own good, why do THEY enjoy it so much?"
Date: Sun, 06 Oct 96 06:40:30 -0700 From: "Edward N. Todd" edtodd@electrotex.com Corn in the field ain't money in the bank. A crooked stick can hit a pretty good lick. Many a mule looks good at one end, but kicks at the other. Use it up, wear it out; Make it do, or do without. (Depression era saying.) Many are called, few are chosen. (Useful as a mantra when giving examinations.)

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