Using Abbreviations (Body Language) in E-Mail Messages
!-( black eye :-( un-smiley
#-) partied all night :-( ) You stepped on my toe
#:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" :-(0) yelling
$-) won the lottery :-(=) big teeth
%') blotto :-) smiley standard
%*@:-( hung over :-) 8 Dolly Parton
%*} very drunk :-) :-) :-) loud guffaw
%+{ lost a fight :-)) double chin
%-(I) laughing out loud :-))) very overweight
%- drunk with laughter :-)-- 98-pound weakling
%-\ hungover :-)X wearing a bowtie
%\v Picasso :-)} has goatee/beard
&.(.. crying :-, "Hmmmm."
&:-) curly hair :------------) big liar
'-) wink :-/ skeptical
( o ) ( o ) hooters :-7 smokes a pipe
(-) needs a haircut :-9 smiley licking it's lips
(-: Australian :-: mutant
(-::-) Siamese twins :-< real sad smiley
(-_-) secret smile :-=) Adolph Hitler
(00) mooning you :-> happy
(8-) wears glasses :-? smiley smoking a pipe
(:)-) likes to scuba dive :-@ extremely angry
(:+) big nose :-C really bummed out
(:-# smiley with braces :-D laughing (at you!)
(:-$ ill :-E bucktoothed vampire
(:-& angry :-I thinking
(:-( frowning :-O Wow!
(:-) surprised :-P sticking out tongue
(:-* kissing :-W speak with forked tongue
(:-D blabber mouth :-X A big wet kiss!
(:-\ VERY sad :-\ Popeye
:-X bow tie :-] biting sarcasm
:-[ pouting :-` spitting out chewing tobacco
(:<) blabber mouth :-c bummed out
(:>-< thief: hands up! :-e disappointed smiley
(:^( broken nose :-l yet another smiley
(@ @) You're kidding! :-o surprise
) Cheshire cat :-s after a BIZARRE comment
*!#*!^*&:-) schizophrenic :=) has two noses
*:o) Bozo the Clown :> midget smiley
:-r sticking tongue out :>) big nose
+-(:-) Religious leader :?) philosopher
:-{ mustache :@) pig
:-{} heavy lipstick :^) broken nose
,-) one eye ... and winking ;-) winking smiley
-:-) has mohawk <:-( dunce
:-} drunk <:-) dumb questions
-=#:-) wizard <<<<(:-) hat salesman
->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead =):-) Uncle Sam
:/) not funny =:-) smiley punk-rocker
::-) wears glasses =:-H football player
0-) Cyclops >:) a little devil
:< midget unsmiley >:*) Bozo the Clown
0-) scuba diver >:-( mad, annoyed
0:-) angel @:-) wavy hair
3:*> Rudolph the reindeer B-) Batman
3:-o cow B:-) sunglasses on head
3:[ mean pet smiley C:-) large brain capacity
3:] pet smiley E-:-) ham radio operator
4:-) George Washington E-:-I net.ham-radio
5:-) Elvis Presley P-) Colonel Klink
7:) Ronald Reagan Q:-) new graduate
7:-) Fred Flintstone [:-) wearing a walkman
7:^] Ronald Reagan d:-) baseball player
8 :-) wizard {(:-) wearing toupee
8(:-) Mousketeer {:-) hair parted in the middle
8) frog :( sad
8-# death :) midget smiley
8-) sunglasses :* kisses
8-) wide-eyed :*) drunk
8-* just ate a hot pepper :-# punched in the mouth
8-o Mr. Bill ]:-> The Devil
8:-) glasses on forehead :-$ uncertainty
8:] gorilla :-% smiley banker
8=:-) Galloping Gourmet :-& tongue-tied
:###) Jimmy Durante }:-( bull headed
:$) Donald Trump }:-) wearing toupee in an updraft
:%) an accountant :-[ particularly angry
:'-) crying with happiness
o== or *== flame on!!!
-== a doused candle (to end a flame)
-( always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room
%-) after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
':-) accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
-:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
0-( scuba diver with a broken mask
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive
:-F bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
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