Avoid Fool Language!
AVOID FOUL LANGUAGE! (D.A) - enrich your diction with these tips
It has been brought to management's attention that some
individuals throughtout the company have been using foul language
during the course of normal conversation with other employees.
Due to complaints received from some employees who are more easily
offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
None of less we do realize the critical importance of idividuals
being able to properly experss their feelings when communicating
with fellow employees. Therefore, a list of code phrase
replacements has been compiled so proper exchange of ideas and
information can continue in an effective manner without risk of
offending our more sensitive co-workers.
OLD PHRASE PREFERED NEW PHRASE
No fucking way! I'm certain that's not
You've got to be shitting me. Really?
Tell someone who gives a fuck. Perhaps you should check
Ask me if I give a fuck. Of course I'm concerned.
It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved with that
What the fuck? Interesting.
Fuck it, it won't work. I'm not sure I can implement
Why the fuck didn't you tell I'll try to schedule that.
me that sooner?
When the fuck do you expect Perhaps I can work late.
me to do this?
Who the fuck cares? Are you sure this is a
He's get his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the
Eat shit! You don't say.
Eat shit and die. Excuse me?
Eat shit and die motherfucker. Excuse me Sir?
What the fuck do they want They weren't happy with it?
from my life?
Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help
Fuck it, I'm on salary. I don't think you understand
Shove it up your ass. I love a "challenge".
Who the hell died and made You want me to take care
you the boss? of this.
Blow me. I see.
Blow yourself. Do you see?
Another fucking meeting? Yes, we really should
I really don't give a shit. I don't think it will be
He's a fucking prick. He's somewhat insensitive
She's a ball-breaking bitch. She's an aggressive go-getter
You don't know what the fuck I think you could use
you're doing more training.
This place is all fucked up. We're a little disorganized.
From: Philip Hebbes
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