From: dingdongpapa@webtv.net (David Palmer) -- Date: Mon, 28 Jun
1999 11:26:13 -0500 (CDT) "Give a man a fish and you feed him for day.
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"Hiç ellerin tasi bana degmez, ille dostun gülü yaralar beni"
"Hür olmadIklarI halde, kendilerini hür sananlar kadar hic kimse
esir olamaz.
Elinde çekiç olan her seyi çivi olarak görür.
"Bir insana yapilacak en kötü sey onu utandirmaktir"
To live! Like a tree alone and free
Like a forest in brotherhood
I hear and I forget
I see and I remember
I do and I understand
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
"Give me a fish, I eat for a day.
Teach me how to fish, I eat for a life time."
If you give a man a fish he will have a single meal.
If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life.
"Knowledge has an important property. When you give it away, you
don't lose it."
The value of KNOWLEDGE is not in its accumulation, but in its
APPLICATION.
"Let information be the one wealth that is available to all"
"L'imagination est plus importante que le savoir."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge".
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same
level of thinking were at when we created them.
"It is better to aim for the stars and hit the moon, than to aim
for the trees,and hit the ground."
"For Muslims, I'm too worldly; for other people, I'm too religious
... for militants, I'm too moderate; for moderates, I'm too militant."
"Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we
know where we can find information upon it."
The unexamined life is not worth living.
"We have two lives...the life we learn with and the life we live
with afterthat."
"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without
losing your temper or your self-confidence."
"Education is the process of casting false pearls before real
swine."
"It is against the grain of modern education to teach children
to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline
in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning
to be self-critical?"
"Well begun is half done"
First thing first, but not necessarily in that order.
There is nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit
the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you
the exact mathematical design, but what is missing is the eyebrows.
"Good literature is about Love and War.
Trash fiction is about Sex and Violence."
"The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful."
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition,
and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"Everybody's got somewhere they call home."
"All's WELL that ends WELL."
"No man can lose what he never had."
Seeing is not believing, it is the negation of believing.
"If you don't get a good-night kiss you get Kafka dreams.''
An optimist is someone who tells you to cheer up when things are
going his way.
"Everywhere is walking distance... if you have the time"
The difference between this place and the Titanic is that they
had a band.
"The Only Stupid Question Is The One You Don't Ask. ASK. SOMEONE
KNOWS."
Everyone smiles in the same language.
"Life is like photography, we need the negatives to develop."
"We were given two ears and one mouth because we're supposed to
listen twice as much as we speak."
You'll never know when you need to know what you know.
I picked this one up from a newscaster on WCCO radio this morning:
Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for a weekend."
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