Religious Views of Life


          Taoism    Shit happens.
    Confucianism    Confucius says, shit happens.
        Buddhism    If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
             Zen    What is the sound of shit happening?
        Hinduism    This shit happened before.
           Islam    If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
   Protestantism    Let shit happen to someone else.
     Catholicism    If shit happens, you deserve it.
         Judaism    Why does this shit always happen to us?
         Atheism    I don't believe this shit.
     Agnosticism    What is this shit?


From: esen@CS.ColoState.EDU (Erol Esen) Subject: Religious Views of Life (A must reading!) Date: Thu Nov 25 17:30:48 EST 1993 Organization: Computer Science Department, Colorado State University Dear Netters, Recently I received a list of religious views of life from an anonymous source. Here is the list:

More on "religious views of life"... No offence meant to anyone in particular...

Date: Mon, 2 Jun 97 21:36:56 UT
From: Hugh McLaren - Hugh_McLaren@msn.com
Subject: More on "religious views of life"...



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