Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius says, shit happens.
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism I don't believe this shit.
Agnosticism What is this shit?
From: esen@CS.ColoState.EDU (Erol Esen)
Subject: Religious Views of Life (A must reading!)
Date: Thu Nov 25 17:30:48 EST 1993
Organization: Computer Science Department, Colorado State University
Dear Netters,
Recently I received a list of religious views of life from an anonymous
source. Here is the list:
Date: Mon, 2 Jun 97 21:36:56 UT
From: Hugh McLaren - Hugh_McLaren@msn.com
Subject: More on "religious views of life"...