The West End
April 27th, 2004
The Columbia University Opponents of Mario
Written by Michael Lynch
Because everyone hates that pompous bastard Mario
Troll
Written by Annie Berke
Do you remember your high school prom?
Poor Girls
Written by Shira Danan
Hey, let's play what's in your pockets!
PMS
Written by Dave Verbitsky
Whoa. That changes everything.
The Terrible News
Written by Paul Reyfman
We skip the crap that makes you smile
The Foremen
Written by Uri Weg & Matt Wilstein
Everyone's favorite barbershop quartet, despite missing members
Pigeonholed
Written by Michael Lynch & Caitlin Shure
I swear, it was the pigeon
At the Pearly Gates
Written by Dan Wang
To get through heaven, you'll need to go through him
Penis Monologues
Written by Uri Weg & Matt Wilstein
Because it's time we heard their perspective
Spread
Written by Uri Weg
I just want to take you home and...
Kazaa Lite
Written by Uri Weg & Paul Reyfman
You wouldn't believe how complicated the inner workings of Kazaa Lite are.