Halley Bondy
Position:
Actress
School Standing:
BC, 2006
Major:
Anthropology
Home Town:
Montclair, NJ
Bio:
Halley Bondy was born with attached toes, making her the best
Czechoslovakian half-Jewish amphibious actress in the world. Being more
evolved than everyone can get lonely sometimes, which is why Halley
embroiders and cries in her free time. She eats anything you put in front
of her, including plaster, which makes her see God.