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Halley Bondy

Position: Actress

School Standing: BC, 2006

Major: Anthropology

Home Town: Montclair, NJ


Halley Bondy was born with attached toes, making her the best Czechoslovakian half-Jewish amphibious actress in the world. Being more evolved than everyone can get lonely sometimes, which is why Halley embroiders and cries in her free time. She eats anything you put in front of her, including plaster, which makes her see God.

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