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Yelena Shuster
Position: Actress
School Standing: CC, 2009
Major: English and Comparative Literature
Home Town: San Francisco, CA
Bio:
After emigrating from Ukraine to the states at the tender age of 5, Yelena had to develop a sense of humor because ugly little non-English speaking girls had no other way of making friends. Besides searching for her Jewish husband, she plans to traverse the metaphorical roads of literature at Columbia (read: get a degree for reading). She proudly slurs profanities in both Russian and Hebrew.
Will reenact any SNL skit for money.
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