October 24-25, 2008
Political Show Intro
Just like 2008's semi-historic presidential election, Chowdah's presidents have some firsts to share, and some members to introduce.
Donald Deagan Press Conference
In Chowdah's slightly more realistic 2008 presidential election, the Republican candidate Donald Deagan holds a press conference and knocks 'em undead.
Maria Teresa Press Conference
Finally, a real Democratic presidential candidate we can all believe in! Maria Teresa Gonzalez Teresa Gonzalez Perez holds a press conference, Ham Del run after? I got the munchies...
The Convention reconvenes and is looking for one new member to fill an empty spot. Get it? Get it?
Larry Liebowitz, President of the American Association for Speech Impediments, delivers a Public Service Announcement reminding all Americans with speech impediments to vote during this monumental election.
What's more important- Moses or foreskin? On the eighth day of a beautiful boy kitten's beautiful boy life, a married couple argue whether or not to get him circumcised. The fate of Israel rests in their hands and his loins. Ceiling cat iz watching.
Excerpts from Senator Mitchelson's autobiography, published posthumously. "We declare our right on this earth...to be a human being, to be respected as a human being, to be given the rights of a human being in this society, on this earth, in this day, which we intend to bring into existence by any means necessary."
Poop Hands Patty
You're in the bathroom. You hear the flush but no sink after. You know that person who never washes their hands is out there...waiting... Who wants to play Pattycake!?
Pleased to Meat You
Bears: are mammals of the family Ursidae. Gay Bears: tend to have hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set; some project an image of working-class masculinity in their grooming and appearance, though none of these are requirements or unique indicators.
Public Service Announcement from the President of the Convention of Lovers of Innuendo and the Like, telling you to come early.
Also known as: In this sketch, the character named Ben is kind of an asshole. What happens when two friends are separated by the cruelty of war? Mostly sex.
Don't Eat the Baby!
As the brutal bloodbath that was the 2008 Presidential Election draws to its close, Donald Deagan delivers another outstanding speech/eats a baby. Seriously though, if the baby didn't wanna be eaten it wouldn't have worn those cute pigtails like that, and wrapped its soft freshly de-placentaed skin in that American Flag like a pig in a blanket.
More Than a Fist Bump
We all want to know our president has feelings, but how much feelings is too much? It's more than a fist-bump...
Senator Perez is elected president in 2008! She delivered her historic acceptance speech in Grant Park, Haight-Ashbury, and every smoke-filled Cheez-it-strewn living room across America; Clap if you believe!
And the results for the 2008 Presidential Election... Donald Deagan wins! (Again). Finally, a president who has the balls, and the brains, to lead the United States in the entirely new (old) direction it needs. God (Karl Rove) Bless America.
The final Presidential Debate between Senator Perez and Candidate Deagan in Chowdah's 2008 Election. And the moderator never even had to ask them to make more eye contact.
Disclaimer: Stool does not equal poop. Stool does equal Jack's home; he's been staying at friends' houses because he has no home, and no future. Or does he...
3 A.M. Phone Call
A nasty smear campaign against Tyrannosaurus X during the 2008 presidential election.
Hate it when your parents embarrass you? What about on live television? -- Unless your mom is Jamie Lynn or Britney Spears, you probably don't get the kind of publicity Chelsea Shepherd got the night she and her father Senator Shepherd were interviewed before the upcoming Ohio election.