(NEW)Things said in practice...

K-Y-A-S-J-H...what?...keep your arms straight and jump higher
Use Thine Arms!!..I think that was in a novel. Romeo&Juliet maybe?
I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT! (falling into the water)
Quick! Some one get the Hose!
Niiiiiiiiceth
WHY HEEEEELLLLO STEVEN!!
You need more DZJEWSSSE
Rabbit.
That Was a Niiiiiiiiceth Dive
Rabbit

The Ten Suggestions of Diving
According to Mike Brown
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Thou Shalt Not Scoop

Thou Shalt Not Balk

Thou Shalt Not Break

Thou Shalt Not Change Thy Mind In The Middle Of A Dive

Thou Shalt Not Be Vociferous In Mid Air

Thou Shalt Not Miss A Hand Stand On The Tower

Thou Shalt Stretch And Go Deep

Thou Shalt Rip

Thou Shalt Respect The Ten Meter Tower

Thou Shalt Be Positive In Attitude