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From the Rock Issue (Sept 2000):
Bathrooms A User's Guide for the Neophyte to the Connoisseur Jenga Master In the murky world of lavatory selection, almost nothing is certain. There exists one basic principle, however, upon which much of bathroom choice is predicated: the individual must strive to find the optimum balance between cleanliness and desirability weighed against frequency of use by other bathroom enthusiasts. To paint an admittedly romanticized picture of the state of bathroom choice, there may exist a single stall that is desired by all but which, due to its overuse, becomes undesirable in inverse proportion to its former desirability. At some point, a natural equilibrium is reached, and the locale rests in a precarious balance of allure and repugnance. One general rule of thumb in bathroom choice is that the women's water closet is of greater desirability than the little boy's room. Whether this is due to an acknowledgment of the fact that women spend more time than men in the bathroom or simply a response to the fact that women are less willing to put up with repugnance in their powder rooms notwithstanding, this fact of bathroom selection is indisputable. A second generally accepted principle among the bathroom aesthete is the possibility that there exists some secret Eden of the bathroom world which lies hidden in some undiscovered abode. It is just this possibility that this author seeks to explore. In reverse order of ranking: (generic) Residence Hall 5. Lewisohn Lawn 4. Butler Library 3. Sink, Wien 424 2. Lerner
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