This isn't really happening.

Not here. Not in public.

ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!

I just don't know how to deal with him when he gets like this*. He won't calm down and listen to reason. Better to not make him angrier.

I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION!

He'll calm down. Look at the river. Look at that boat. Where's it going?¿

WHEN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, YOU FUCKING ANSWER ME.

Listen to the birds.^^ A dog is barking. There's a man running down there.

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!

I should go running more often.

LOOK AT ME!

TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME, BITCH!

I am so stupid.